Got this in an email and thought it was funny.
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I
decided I
needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything
was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and
threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so
dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with
her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did
mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was
great
fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So Idecided to
find a
girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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