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Love story for the ages

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Love story for the ages
« on: March 29, 2014, 02:45:08 AM »
Douchebag McTatthole pops the question to Katwhore Bugerslut. 

Five different stories on al.com about it. 

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Re: Love story for the ages
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2014, 05:40:49 AM »
'Will you marry my penith?"
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Re: Love story for the ages
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2014, 09:12:36 AM »
Smells like bitter, old hate in this thread. Let it go.
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Re: Love story for the ages
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2014, 10:15:37 AM »
What is this al.com you speaketh of?
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Re: Love story for the ages
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2014, 11:46:12 AM »
My guess as to how their relationship started:

BurgerSlut's Agent: [on phone to McTatt's agent] "Hello Mr. McTatt's agent.   I think I've got a plan that can help us both out.  See I've got this decent looking chick for a client.  The problem is there's nothing to really distinguish her from any other slut that will suck a dick for an opportunity to audition.   We both know Anthony Junior ain't gonna amount to squat in the league.  But he is getting a bunch of national press now.  I just need you to get AJ to say he's dating my client and I'll take care of the rest.  Your client will be guaranteed a job in radio in Alabama after this.  Maybe even a decent shot at a regional TV network job.  How about it?"

McTatt's agent: "OK sounds good.  I can't let AJ know he sucks just quiet yet.  Send me a pic of your client and I'll see if I can get him on board."

McTatt's Agent: [after showing McTatt some BurgerSlut pictures] "AJ is on board.  He says this girl is even hotter than his mother."

BurgerSlut's Agent: [presses button to switch phone line to secretary] "Cindy, order a case of Chivas and have it delivered to Mr. Musburger. "
 
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Re: Love story for the ages
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2014, 12:44:31 PM »
Soo...who is the biggest loser in this deal?
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Re: Love story for the ages
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2014, 02:00:00 PM »
From the bookfaces...

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Re: Love story for the ages
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2014, 04:25:42 PM »
Soo...who is the biggest loser in this deal?
Humanity, if they have offspring.
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Re: Love story for the ages
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2014, 08:26:56 AM »
Soo...who is the biggest loser in this deal?

Humanity, if they have offspring.



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