BAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA...Ginger

Kaos · « **on:** March 21, 2014, 06:34:22 PM »

http://www.al.com/alabamafootball/index.ssf/2014/03/former_alabama_quarterback_gre.html#incart_m-rpt-2

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After three seasons, Greg McElroy is moving on from the NFL.

The former Alabama quarterback, who spent two years with the New York Jets and one with the Cincinnati Bengals, announced his retirement early Friday on his Twitter page.

I'd like to announce that I retired from the Blue Angels. I won't be flying the jets that I never flew any more.

The Prowler · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2014, 06:46:34 PM »

I'm retiring from NASA, I won't be exploring the Galaxy anymore...eventhough I never explored it before, but whatever...I'm retiring anyway.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2014, 07:45:17 PM »

I'm announcing my retirement from the Billionaires of America club.

I guess ginger mcbooger picker will join jay barker-evans on WJOX now.

Godfather · « **Reply #3 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:43:51 PM »

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #4 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:55:23 PM »

I've retired from the pole. I've touched enough... lives and wrecked enough marriages.

Montezuma58 · « **Reply #5 on:** March 22, 2014, 06:58:12 AM »

Alex, I'll take "Things nobody would have otherwise noticed for $200".

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2014, 11:08:11 AM »

I am retiring from being the IT guy for the X.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2014, 01:49:01 PM »

I'm retiring from my part in the porno industry. All vaginas are alike.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2014, 04:52:43 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 22, 2014, 11:08:11 AM

I am retiring from being the IT guy for the X.

At least now we know why it shut down.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #9 on:** March 22, 2014, 04:59:53 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 22, 2014, 04:52:43 PM

At least now we know why it shut down.

He T Bell'd our board!

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #10 on:** March 22, 2014, 06:56:42 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on March 22, 2014, 04:52:43 PM

At least now we know why it shut down.

But I am being kept on as a consultant.

You just made the list buddy.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2014, 11:42:11 AM »

I give it six months. He'll be a main staple on local radio and news as the voice of the SEC.

The Prowler · « **Reply #12 on:** March 24, 2014, 08:37:21 AM »

He's going to be on the SEC Network.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #13 on:** March 24, 2014, 08:55:51 AM »

I would like to announce that I am retiring from driving in the Indy 500 racing series, as well as managing Goldman Sachs investments, being a nuclear physicist and a poet. I'd like to thank Greg McElroy for giving me this idea.

I'd also like to thank all of my friends and family for their support. Especially all of the people of the X, where people have been imagining themselves something more than they really are, for many years.

I may be announcing some more retirements soon but for now that is all. Thank you. Signed, WT

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #14 on:** March 24, 2014, 09:46:01 AM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on March 24, 2014, 08:55:51 AM

I would like to announce that I am retiring from driving in the Indy 500 racing series, as well as managing Goldman Sachs investments, being a nuclear physicist and a poet. I'd like to thank Greg McElroy for giving me this idea.

I'd also like to thank all of my friends and family for their support. Especially all of the people of the X, where people have been imagining themselves something more than they really are, for many years.

I may be announcing some more retirements soon but for now that is all. Thank you. Signed, WT

BRINGING BASTARD CHILDREN TOGETHER SINCE 2007

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #15 on:** March 24, 2014, 10:12:59 AM »

I'd like to announce my divorce from all the girls in the concourse section of the board.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #16 on:** March 24, 2014, 03:06:54 PM »

The funny thing about this "retirement" is that it came a few days after the Bengals announced the signing of Jason Campbell. Ginger McBirdiefinger is the 2nd updyke to be shit-canned in favor of an Auburn Tiger; the first being tRent Richardson getting run off to make room for Ben Tate.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2014, 03:14:06 PM »

Can't wait for the SEC Network now. Fineschlong and Birdie McGingerfinger

AWK · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2014, 04:18:18 PM »

I'm retarded from retiring.

AUChizad · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2014, 04:27:16 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 24, 2014, 03:14:06 PM

Can't wait for the SEC Network now. Fineschlong and Birdie McGingerfinger

Don't forget Jesse Palmer & Tebow.

Apparently it will be the Gumps & Gators Network.