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« on: March 21, 2014, 03:10:04 PM »
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2014, 03:11:39 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 21, 2014, 03:10:04 PM
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Yes I was wondering if you were contemplating harry carry?

Don't lie.  You were pointing and laughing at Mercer until about two hours ago.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2014, 03:13:43 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 21, 2014, 03:11:39 PM
Yes I was wondering if you were contemplating Harry Carry?

Don't lie.  You were pointing and laughing at Mercer until about two hours ago.

Yes....yes I was.  Okay, where is Tarheel?  Let's get this shit over with.



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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2014, 03:15:18 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 21, 2014, 03:13:43 PM
Yes....yes I was.  Okay, where is Tarheel?  Let's get this shit over with.



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Already talked to him and he said he wasn't saying shit till after tonight.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2014, 03:22:03 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2014, 03:34:56 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2014, 04:08:04 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 21, 2014, 03:34:56 PM
At least I have a chance every year.

So do I...until opening day.
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« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2014, 04:28:44 PM »
« Last Edit: March 21, 2014, 04:30:51 PM by dallaswareagle »
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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2014, 04:45:25 PM »
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2014, 05:14:51 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 21, 2014, 03:13:43 PM
Yes....yes I was.  Okay, where is Tarheel?  Let's get this shit over with.



DAMN

Don't feel so bad, Dick Vitale is having a bad day too...
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2014, 05:18:40 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 21, 2014, 03:15:18 PM
Already talked to him and he said he wasn't saying shit till after tonight.

I'm trying to be Sportsmanlike; that Karma can be a real b*tch and my Tarheels may have a bad day too.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2014, 05:24:11 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on March 21, 2014, 05:14:51 PM
Don't feel so bad, Dick Vitale is having a bad day too...

I took my bracket and wadded it up like a diaper dandy and went slam, jam, bam in the trash, baby. 

Lick Mytale can choke on a cancre covered cock.
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« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2014, 05:45:55 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 21, 2014, 03:13:43 PM
Yes....yes I was.  Okay, where is Tarheel?  Let's get this shit over with.



DAMN

Probably how I will be watching my Tarheels shortly (my expression during most of this season):


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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2014, 05:56:15 PM »
I wish the Heels luck tonight.  I say that in all srsness.  I'm a big Duke basketball fan.  But, I'm a bandwagon fan from way back and have no connection to the school.  I've just always liked the way they've run their program.  Sure I want Duke to beat UNC every time and I get the rivalry, especially being involved in the AU/UA rivalry all my life.  But if Duke doesn't win, it doesn't bother me in the least if Carolina or anyone else wins it.  Just so Bama doesn't...in anything.  Now, having said that.....




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« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2014, 08:44:31 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on March 21, 2014, 05:45:55 PM
Probably how I will be watching my Tarheels shortly (my expression during most of this season):

So far, yes. Especially at the free throw line.
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« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2014, 11:36:39 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on March 21, 2014, 08:44:31 PM
So far, yes. Especially at the free throw line.

If Indiana Jones was a Tarheel fan: 'Free throws.  Why did it have to be free throws?'

It's a win; I'll take it.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2014, 11:41:55 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 21, 2014, 05:56:15 PM
I wish the Heels luck tonight.  I say that in all srsness.  I'm a big Duke basketball fan.  But, I'm a bandwagon fan from way back and have no connection to the school.  I've just always liked the way they've run their program.  Sure I want Duke to beat UNC every time and I get the rivalry, especially being involved in the AU/UA rivalry all my life.  But if Duke doesn't win, it doesn't bother me in the least if Carolina or anyone else wins it.  Just so Bama doesn't...in anything.  Now, having said that.....




DAMN

Your magnanimity has not gone unnoticed my friend.

However, I can't let the night end without engaging in some admittedly gratuitous schadenfreude:

Enjoy:

http://www.diddukewin.com/
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2014, 07:05:52 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 21, 2014, 05:56:15 PM
I wish the Heels luck tonight.  I say that in all srsness.  I'm a big Duke basketball fan.  But, I'm a bandwagon fan from way back and have no connection to the school.   I've just always liked the way they've run their program.  Sure I want Duke to beat UNC every time and I get the rivalry, especially being involved in the AU/UA rivalry all my life.  But if Duke doesn't win, it doesn't bother me in the least if Carolina or anyone else wins it.  Just so Bama doesn't...in anything.  Now, having said that.....




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And the people from Duke go:







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« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2014, 11:04:17 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 22, 2014, 07:05:52 PM

And the people from Duke go:









They were doing that anyway yesterday.


One official had one job with the NCAA...to mind the clock...one job...and they screwed it up... :charles:
That's all of my b*tching...I'm done.  Don't want to sound too much like I'm making excuses; my guys blew a good lead.

Now the long, dark, depressing time until next College BB season begins...I'm going back to sleep.
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #19 on: March 24, 2014, 11:08:56 AM »
Quote from: Tarheel on March 24, 2014, 11:04:17 AM
They were doing that anyway yesterday.


One official had one job with the NCAA...to mind the clock...one job...and they screwed it up... :charles:
That's all of my b*tching...I'm done.  Don't want to sound too much like I'm making excuses; my guys blew a good lead.

Now the long, dark, depressing time until next College BB season begins...I'm going back to sleep.

You need to come enjoy some foosball with the good folks of the X this fall.
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