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Chizad just jizzad'ed

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Chizad just jizzad'ed
« on: March 18, 2014, 03:09:44 PM »
Roman Harper -- cheater extraordinaire due to his tenure with bammer and the Saints, the two cheatingest organizations in all of football -- signed with the Panthers 18 minutes ago.

http://www.panthers.com/news/article-2/Panthers-sign-safety-Harper/b6c42d28-d9f3-44eb-8861-f151cac9aa55
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Re: Chizad just jizzad'ed
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2014, 03:29:57 PM »
There go the Panthers.  Now, they have two of the cheatinest cheaters in football.  Thugs, the whole lot of em'. 

Quick cool story, bro.  Went to a HS football game in Montgomery back in 99' or 2000, somewhere in there.  Lanier vs. Prattville.  The place was packed out.  The star for Prattville was Harper and Lanier had a QB named Travaris Jackson.  Jackson played for the Vikings and Seahawks and may still be in the league.  Harper was an absolute beast and watching Jackson stand flat footed and fling 40 yard lasers around the field was pretty amazing.
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« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2014, 03:39:27 PM »
There go the Panthers.  Now, they have two of the cheatinest cheaters in football.  Thugs, the whole lot of em'. 

Quick cool story, bro.  Went to a HS football game in Montgomery back in 99' or 2000, somewhere in there.  Lanier vs. Prattville.  The place was packed out.  The star for Prattville was Harper and Lanier had a QB named Travaris Jackson.  Jackson played for the Vikings and Seahawks and may still be in the league.  Harper was an absolute beast and watching Jackson stand flat footed and fling 40 yard lasers around the field was pretty amazing.
Yo, I was at that game.
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Re: Chizad just jizzad'ed
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2014, 03:52:21 PM »
I had been chatting with him about the possibility of going to the Panthers over a week ago. Told him I was pulling for it to work out. If he can't be with the Saints, he could at least be on my 2nd favorite NFL team.

I congratulated him when it was made official this weekend.

The Saints now have more Bammers and are equal on Auburn players, making the Panthers the Bammer of the NFC South. Sorry, Kaos.
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Re: Chizad just jizzad'ed
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2014, 04:02:17 PM »
Yo, I was at that game.

I was in law school at that time and we heard about it and decided to blow off classes and hit the game.  We usually blew off classes to go drink.  This time we blew off classes to drink and take in a game.  Good times.   
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« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2014, 04:03:43 PM »
I was in law school at that time and we heard about it and decided to blow off classes and hit the game.  We usually blew off classes to go drink.  This time we blew off classes to drink and take in a game.  Good times.

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Re: Chizad just jizzad'ed
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2014, 04:05:01 PM »
Your commitment to the law is undeniable.

Those were my formative years.  When I developed a caring attitude and helpful spirit.  Speaking of spirits, damn we drank a lot.
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« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2014, 04:09:12 PM »
I was in law school at that time and we heard about it and decided to blow off classes and hit the game.  We usually blew off classes to go drink.  This time we blew off classes to drink and take in a game.  Good times.
Drinking is what law school is all about.
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Re: Chizad just jizzad'ed
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2014, 04:15:24 PM »
So what bitches. I was there when he was borned. Corch and Princess were so happy.

Brian, not so much...

This guy was happy:

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Re: Chizad just jizzad'ed
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2014, 04:46:51 PM »
I was in law school at that time and we heard about it and decided to blow off classes and hit the game.  We usually blew off classes to go drink.  This time we blew off classes to drink and take in a game.  Good times.
Cool. Was this the night that they taught ethics?
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2014, 04:54:05 PM »
Cool. Was this the night that they taught ethics?

Little known fact that you have to make below a certain score to pass the Ethics exam.
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2014, 04:58:33 PM »
Little known fact that you have to make below a certain score to pass the Ethics exam.
I suppose that's because if you care too much, you are willing to go to what may be considered "too far" for your client and get emotionally involved. You feel their pain. So, my guess is you barely squeezed in. I see now.
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Re: Chizad just jizzad'ed
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2014, 09:36:38 PM »
Drinking is what law school is all about.
I heard it helps ease the pain of losing ones soul.
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Re: Chizad just jizzad'ed
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2014, 10:30:05 PM »
Yo, I was at that game, in the band playing skin flute, and blowing slide trombone.
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« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2014, 11:32:04 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2014, 12:31:07 AM »
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