Every time I read about "The Machine" that controls politics at that cesspool and also politics in the state, I remember that I want to write a book about a middle aged black man who does some kind of shit job like a garbage man or janitor but is secretly a genius. He teams up with a jaded white guy who was shunned by The Machine and together they expose The Machine as a bunch of old white hairs and their offspring who are all racist, greedy, and detrimental to the overall well-being of the state.
Think Good Will Hunting meets The Bourne Identity if it was set in a modernized O Brother Where Art Thou?.