Why was I not informed of this

[WiregrassTiger]

I have very important things to do today. And I'm having to shoulder the burden of bringing the news. Why? Because there are a bunch of do-nothings around here.

Did Catholic Church in Auburn take shot at Nick Saban, 10-second rule? You be the judge (report)

Mark Heim | mheim@al.com By  Mark Heim | mheim@al.com   
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on March 05, 2014 at 10:26 PM, updated March 05, 2014 at 10:28 PM
The War Eagle Reader came across a message on the marquee of Saint Michael The Archangel Catholic Church earlier today in Auburn.

It read: "Support the ban on slingshots." -- Goliath

The story posed the question: Was the message a subtle jab at Alabama coach Nick Saban? Or as The Reader called him "the great Philistine of football?"

"I gave our secretary a bunch (of quotes) and that's the one she happened to pick today, so I can't take credit," a smiling Monsignor William Skoneki told the Reader. "But it certainly fits today's situation."

"Coach Saban is a good Catholic, actually, a daily mass Catholic. But on the field, he's more of a Goliath."

The message comes the same day the Football Rules Committee decided Wednesday to withdraw a rule proposal that would require uptempo teams to wait before snapping the football.

H/T to thewareaglereader.com.

[dallaswareagle]

I have very important things to do today. And I'm having to shoulder the burden of bringing the news. Why? Because there are a bunch of do-nothings around here.

Did Catholic Church in Auburn take shot at Nick Saban, 10-second rule? You be the judge (report)

Mark Heim | mheim@al.com By  Mark Heim | mheim@al.com   
Email the author | Follow on Twitter
on March 05, 2014 at 10:26 PM, updated March 05, 2014 at 10:28 PM
The War Eagle Reader came across a message on the marquee of Saint Michael The Archangel Catholic Church earlier today in Auburn.

It read: "Support the ban on slingshots." -- Goliath

The story posed the question: Was the message a subtle jab at Alabama coach Nick Saban? Or as The Reader called him "the great Philistine of football?"

"I gave our secretary a bunch (of quotes) and that's the one she happened to pick today, so I can't take credit," a smiling Monsignor William Skoneki told the Reader. "But it certainly fits today's situation."

"Coach Saban is a good Catholic, actually, a daily mass Catholic. But on the field, he's more of a Goliath."

The message comes the same day the Football Rules Committee decided Wednesday to withdraw a rule proposal that would require uptempo teams to wait before snapping the football.

H/T to thewareaglereader.com.

So he does molest little boys.   

[Snaggletiger]

Because apparently you chose not to read the thread entitled Rules Committee Drops Slow-Down Proposal.

[AUChizad]

Yeah. Obviously it's in reference to Lord Saban.

I like how al.com frames the question like the church is despicable and committing sacrilege for drawing the comparison and besmirching the great name of Saban...

[WiregrassTiger]

Because apparently you chose not to read the thread entitled Rules Committee Drops Slow-Down Proposal.

Yeah, well whoever chose this title needs to work on something that is a little more appropriate and to the point.

[Tiger Wench]

Wonder if Saban gets penance after confession?  What could he possibly have to confess?  He is perfect, no?  Maybe the priest confesses to him.

[The Prowler]

Yeah, well whoever chose this title needs to work on something that is a little more appropriate and to the point.

I thought that title appropriately took a jab at sabbin...and I think it's fuckin hilarious.