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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #60 on: March 06, 2014, 07:36:54 PM »
Mt.Meigs?
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #61 on: March 07, 2014, 06:41:28 AM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on March 06, 2014, 06:03:44 PM
It was military kind of like the kids in Major Payne were military.

This might hurt a little.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #62 on: March 07, 2014, 09:08:11 AM »
I had an offer from University of Phoenix to play online baseball
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #63 on: March 07, 2014, 09:38:30 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 07, 2014, 06:41:28 AM
This might hurt a little.
If he's still in their he ain't happy.
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #64 on: March 07, 2014, 11:29:16 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on March 06, 2014, 04:15:08 PM
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MMI.  Sigh.  See thread about Marvin Gaye and music and such... 

What is GTG?

YOU taught me the term a long time ago...


And if you got a scholly to MMI, you did not get a whoel lot. That place is expensive as hell and they only give half schollys. Back in my day, you could pay your own way to AU with the same amount you had to pay at MMI, WITH a scholly.

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #65 on: March 07, 2014, 12:04:22 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on March 07, 2014, 11:29:16 AM
YOU taught me the term a long time ago...

I got nothing.
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #66 on: March 07, 2014, 12:32:57 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on March 07, 2014, 11:29:16 AM
YOU taught me the term a long time ago...


And if you got a scholly to MMI, you did not get a whoel lot. That place is expensive as hell and they only give half schollys. Back in my day, you could pay your own way to AU with the same amount you had to pay at MMI, WITH a scholly.


Been a day or two and a few beers since this happened. Most likely I am getting the name wrong of the  school. It was a JR college I thought around Montgomery or surrounding area. And the golf team must have really sucked for them to be offering me as I was decent but not scholly worthy.
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #67 on: March 07, 2014, 01:35:26 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on March 07, 2014, 12:32:57 PM

Been a day or two and a few beers since this happened. Most likely I am getting the name wrong of the  school. It was a JR college I thought around Montgomery or surrounding area. And the golf team must have really sucked for them to be offering me as I was decent but not scholly worthy.

Wallace Community College?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #68 on: March 07, 2014, 02:04:08 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on March 07, 2014, 01:35:26 PM
Wallace Community College?


Could be, I was really white.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #69 on: March 07, 2014, 03:03:34 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on March 07, 2014, 01:35:26 PM
Wallace Community College?

Alabama State?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #70 on: March 07, 2014, 03:19:27 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 07, 2014, 03:03:34 PM
Alabama State?

Could not be. They are not part of the jucological discussion.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #71 on: March 07, 2014, 03:36:59 PM »
Morehouse Institute of Technologies?
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #72 on: March 07, 2014, 03:44:52 PM »
Get Yo Hair Did Electrology and Cosmetology Institute? Known as G.Y.H.D.E.C.I Tech locally. On the Mobile HWY in Montgomery.
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #73 on: March 07, 2014, 03:51:16 PM »
Patterson State had some bad assed barber students. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #74 on: March 07, 2014, 03:53:30 PM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on March 07, 2014, 03:44:52 PM
Get Yo Hair Did Electrology and Cosmetology Institute? Known as G.Y.H.D.E.C.I Tech locally. On the Mobile HWY in Montgomery.

There's a hair place here called "SHENEEDADO".
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #75 on: March 07, 2014, 03:54:03 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 07, 2014, 03:51:16 PM
Patterson State had some bad assed barber students.

They will cut you
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #76 on: March 07, 2014, 03:58:00 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2014, 03:53:30 PM
There's a hair place here called "SHENEEDADO".


We have one here called :Disco Hair design:

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #77 on: March 07, 2014, 03:58:20 PM »
Quote from: AWK on March 06, 2014, 05:35:02 PM
WomenGirl's underpants!...

Correctified.
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #78 on: March 07, 2014, 04:22:40 PM »
No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!
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Re: AU Pro Day
« Reply #79 on: March 07, 2014, 04:34:12 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 07, 2014, 04:22:40 PM
No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food!


K-9 cologne.
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