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Tim Wilson dead
« on: February 27, 2014, 08:26:17 AM »
Comedian Tim Wilson

Funny guy if you never heard him.




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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tim Wilson dead
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2014, 09:21:13 AM »
He was funny for a white man.
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Re: Tim Wilson dead
« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2014, 09:25:37 AM »
Quote from: WiregrassTiger on February 27, 2014, 09:21:13 AM
He was funny for a white man.

Could he jump?
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Tim Wilson dead
« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2014, 10:04:49 AM »
I saw him years ago at the Funny Bone here in Atlanta. Funny guy.

You cannot post a he's dead thread without posting how he died.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Tim Wilson dead
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2014, 10:18:21 AM »
Heart attack
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Re: Tim Wilson dead
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2014, 10:38:00 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on February 27, 2014, 10:04:49 AM
You cannot post a he's dead thread without posting how he died.

Heart quit beating.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tim Wilson dead
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2014, 11:54:53 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 27, 2014, 10:38:00 AM
Heart quit beating.

Almost always fatal
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Re: Tim Wilson dead
« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2014, 12:30:57 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 27, 2014, 11:54:53 AM
Almost always fatal

60% of the time, it works every time.
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Re: Tim Wilson dead
« Reply #9 on: February 27, 2014, 01:42:02 PM »
I heard him doing a bit where he was just giving some young guy in an audience hell about coming to a comedy show by himself, asking him why he didn't have a woman, telling him to get a Marvin Gaye album to pick up "an older woman with a job and credit", then asking him if he had any Lyndon B. Johnson albums.  The kid had no idea who Lyndon Johnson was but said he would look for his CD's.  One of the funniest things I ever heard.

Ramis and Wilson died in the same week.  The world is getting less and less funny.
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Re: Tim Wilson dead
« Reply #10 on: February 27, 2014, 05:49:08 PM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on February 27, 2014, 01:42:02 PM

Ramis and Wilson died in the same week.  The world is getting less and less funny.

Thank God I'm still here.  But I am feeling a little weird lately.

Oh wait. I said God. Since I've been to a public building before and I use the Post Office to mail letters, I've probably violated Jefferson's clear intent for the First Amendment as evidenced by the diagram (Hugo Black said it was a pentagram) he drew on a linen napkin in the White Horse Tavern in Newport RI in 1822. Said napkin had been in use in the tavern since it opened in 1673 until a visiting historian noticed the faded drawing in 1924 and certified that it was, in fact, a doodling by Jefferson. 
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Re: Tim Wilson dead
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2014, 08:06:03 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 27, 2014, 10:38:00 AM
Heart quit beating.
This was the first thing that popped in my mind.
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Re: Tim Wilson dead
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2014, 06:43:53 AM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on February 27, 2014, 08:06:03 PM
This was the first thing that popped in my mind.

It's because we are men of the ocean.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tim Wilson dead
« Reply #13 on: February 28, 2014, 09:36:46 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 28, 2014, 06:43:53 AM
It's because we are men of the ocean.
So you both enjoy it in the butt then.
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Re: Tim Wilson dead
« Reply #14 on: February 28, 2014, 10:05:52 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on February 28, 2014, 09:36:46 AM
So you both enjoy it in the butt then.

Well he will motorboat'em.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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