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Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?

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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2014, 01:04:35 AM »
I'm rubbing my dick down with chocolate and seeing where it takes me.

I figured you'd be sharing some fudge with Shane.
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« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2014, 01:54:07 PM »
VD Day?  You've got a STD?
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2014, 01:55:15 PM »
VD Day?  You've got a STD?
It's the gift that keeps on giving...the whole year through.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2014, 12:47:39 AM »
It's like I love you all over again.

Well put.

GH, would you not be my Valentine?  <3
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2014, 08:18:03 AM »
GH, would you not be my Valentine?  <3

Sure. Wanna go to the Waffle House? We may see The Six there. And maybe Gus.
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« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2014, 08:26:41 AM »
Fuck this damn made up holiday. 

I have not and will not be a party to it.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2014, 08:56:39 AM »
If any of you have waited until the last minute, there is some "lifting and cleansing" cream in the make up section of Wal Marts that I've found that seems nice. As the name implies, it supposedly lifts and cleans.

It's rather costly, so I figure I'll recommend the wife apply it mainly on her ass. You may want to be specific about where you want your significant other to apply.

I.E. for many of you: "apply to richard" or some of you: "put on titties". This will address your main area of concern and save money. Then, get ready for a wild and sexy ride.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2014, 10:45:11 AM »
Fuck this damn made up holiday. 

I have not and will not be a party to it.
and I was gonna give you face
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2014, 11:04:13 AM »
and I was gonna give you face


That's in a week......bitch.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2014, 02:57:35 PM »
Longhorn's for lunch. Very nice.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2014, 02:59:28 PM »
Snagette made the suggestion of staying home and grilling steaks.  Now we're talking about my kind of romantic evening.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2014, 03:00:42 PM »
Snagette made the suggestion of staying home and grilling steaks.  Now we're talking about my kind of romantic evening.
She has already had my hot meat in her mouth, surprised she wants more.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2014, 03:02:44 PM »
She has already had my hot meat in her mouth, surprised she wants more.

Oh great.  Canker sores.
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« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2014, 03:20:27 PM »
Oh great.  Canker sores.

Drip drip drip
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2014, 03:26:47 PM »
Drip drip drip

Like a Good Humor on the 4th of July
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« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2014, 03:47:27 PM »
I picked up a Reese's PB minis in a heart shaped box, a VD card, condoms and Astroglide at 7 am this morning (Walmarks), then got that girl I date with the square vagina at 8 am. We then went to Winn Dixie to get a bottle of wine then tomy house for two hours of sex. She's laying next to me asleep. We're going to Mickey D's for dinner, then I have a date with a new girl who plays flute with the local symphony. Gotta pick up Pizza Hut on the way to her house. I'm just glad to be alive.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2014, 03:51:15 PM »
I picked up a Reese's PB minis in a heart shaped box, a VD card, condoms and Astroglide at 7 am this morning (Walmarks), then got that girl I date with the square vagina at 8 am. We then went to Winn Dixie to get a bottle of wine then tomy house for two hours of sex. She's laying next to me asleep. We're going to Mickey D's for dinner, then I have a date with a new girl who plays flute with the local symphony. Gotta pick up Pizza Hut on the way to her house. I'm just glad to be alive.
Then you awoke in your bunker, and your tinfoil underwear was covered in some sticky substance.....shhh you hear that, I think the government is right outside.  Quick turn off your computer.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2014, 03:54:59 PM »
I picked up a Reese's PB minis in a heart shaped box, a VD card, condoms and Astroglide at 7 am this morning (Walmarks), then got that girl I date with the square vagina at 8 am. We then went to Winn Dixie to get a bottle of wine then tomy house for two hours of sex. She's laying next to me asleep. We're going to Mickey D's for dinner, then I have a date with a new girl who plays flute with the local symphony. Gotta pick up Pizza Hut on the way to her house. I'm just glad to be alive.
I know how to play the skin flute.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2014, 07:03:16 PM »
I picked up a Reese's PB minis in a heart shaped box, a VD card, condoms and Astroglide at 7 am this morning (Walmarks), then got that girl I date with the square vagina at 8 am. We then went to Winn Dixie to get a bottle of wine then tomy house for two hours of sex. She's laying next to me asleep. We're going to Mickey D's for dinner, then I have a date with a new girl who plays flute with the local symphony. Gotta pick up Pizza Hut on the way to her house. I'm just glad to be alive.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2014, 07:34:59 PM »
She has already had my hot meat in her mouth, surprised she wants more.
Maybe she has the hongries for more than an appetizer!

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