Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?

If any of you have waited until the last minute, there is some "lifting and cleansing" cream in the make up section of Wal Marts that I've found that seems nice. As the name implies, it supposedly lifts and cleans.

It's rather costly, so I figure I'll recommend the wife apply it mainly on her ass. You may want to be specific about where you want your significant other to apply.

I.E. for many of you: "apply to richard" or some of you: "put on titties". This will address your main area of concern and save money. Then, get ready for a wild and sexy ride.

Godfather · « **Reply #27 on:** February 14, 2014, 10:45:11 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 14, 2014, 08:26:41 AM

Fuck this damn made up holiday.

I have not and will not be a party to it.

and I was gonna give you face

Saniflush · « **Reply #28 on:** February 14, 2014, 11:04:13 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 14, 2014, 10:45:11 AM

and I was gonna give you face

That's in a week......bitch.

CCTAU · « **Reply #29 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:57:35 PM »

Longhorn's for lunch. Very nice.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #30 on:** February 14, 2014, 02:59:28 PM »

Snagette made the suggestion of staying home and grilling steaks. Now we're talking about my kind of romantic evening.

Godfather · « **Reply #31 on:** February 14, 2014, 03:00:42 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 14, 2014, 02:59:28 PM

Snagette made the suggestion of staying home and grilling steaks. Now we're talking about my kind of romantic evening.

She has already had my hot meat in her mouth, surprised she wants more.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #32 on:** February 14, 2014, 03:02:44 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 14, 2014, 03:00:42 PM

She has already had my hot meat in her mouth, surprised she wants more.

Oh great. Canker sores.

Godfather · « **Reply #33 on:** February 14, 2014, 03:20:27 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 14, 2014, 03:02:44 PM

Oh great. Canker sores.

Drip drip drip

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #34 on:** February 14, 2014, 03:26:47 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 14, 2014, 03:20:27 PM

Drip drip drip

Like a Good Humor on the 4th of July

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #35 on:** February 14, 2014, 03:47:27 PM »

I picked up a Reese's PB minis in a heart shaped box, a VD card, condoms and Astroglide at 7 am this morning (Walmarks), then got that girl I date with the square vagina at 8 am. We then went to Winn Dixie to get a bottle of wine then tomy house for two hours of sex. She's laying next to me asleep. We're going to Mickey D's for dinner, then I have a date with a new girl who plays flute with the local symphony. Gotta pick up Pizza Hut on the way to her house. I'm just glad to be alive.

Godfather · « **Reply #36 on:** February 14, 2014, 03:51:15 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on February 14, 2014, 03:47:27 PM

I picked up a Reese's PB minis in a heart shaped box, a VD card, condoms and Astroglide at 7 am this morning (Walmarks), then got that girl I date with the square vagina at 8 am. We then went to Winn Dixie to get a bottle of wine then tomy house for two hours of sex. She's laying next to me asleep. We're going to Mickey D's for dinner, then I have a date with a new girl who plays flute with the local symphony. Gotta pick up Pizza Hut on the way to her house. I'm just glad to be alive.

Then you awoke in your bunker, and your tinfoil underwear was covered in some sticky substance.....shhh you hear that, I think the government is right outside. Quick turn off your computer.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #37 on:** February 14, 2014, 03:54:59 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on February 14, 2014, 03:47:27 PM

I picked up a Reese's PB minis in a heart shaped box, a VD card, condoms and Astroglide at 7 am this morning (Walmarks), then got that girl I date with the square vagina at 8 am. We then went to Winn Dixie to get a bottle of wine then tomy house for two hours of sex. She's laying next to me asleep. We're going to Mickey D's for dinner, then I have a date with a new girl who plays flute with the local symphony. Gotta pick up Pizza Hut on the way to her house. I'm just glad to be alive.

I know how to play the skin flute.

AWK · « **Reply #38 on:** February 14, 2014, 07:03:16 PM »

Quote from: bottomfeeder on February 14, 2014, 03:47:27 PM

I picked up a Reese's PB minis in a heart shaped box, a VD card, condoms and Astroglide at 7 am this morning (Walmarks), then got that girl I date with the square vagina at 8 am. We then went to Winn Dixie to get a bottle of wine then tomy house for two hours of sex. She's laying next to me asleep. We're going to Mickey D's for dinner, then I have a date with a new girl who plays flute with the local symphony. Gotta pick up Pizza Hut on the way to her house. I'm just glad to be alive.

'Murrica!

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #39 on:** February 14, 2014, 07:34:59 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 14, 2014, 03:00:42 PM

She has already had my hot meat in her mouth, surprised she wants more.

Maybe she has the hongries for more than an appetizer!