V-Day is Friday. What you got planned for your sweetie? Dinner? Flowers? Chocolates? KY Warming Gel?You've got about 48 hours. Better get on it.
I'm having sex with your wife.
Amateur night at restaurants 2nd only to new years eve, more likely to get bad service and overcharged.I'll pick up a nice piece of fish to grill, bottle of wine, blue pill and let the evening go where it goes. Unless Buzz shows up.
The Corndog and I celebrate Feb 12th each year as I Love You Day. I hate V-Day with a white hot passion. Systemized extortion and unreasonable expectations on both parties.
VD Day is everyday in the AWK household.
Whatever I get must be in triplicate
I didn't know you are Mormon.
I'm rubbing my richard down with chocolate and seeing where it takes me.