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Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?

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Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« on: February 12, 2014, 12:24:22 PM »
V-Day is Friday.  What you got planned for your sweetie?  Dinner?  Flowers? Chocolates?  KY Warming Gel?

You've got about 48 hours.  Better get on it.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2014, 12:29:45 PM »
V-Day is Friday.  What you got planned for your sweetie?  Dinner?  Flowers? Chocolates?  KY Warming Gel?

You've got about 48 hours.  Better get on it.
I'm having sex with your wife.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2014, 12:41:36 PM »
I'm having sex with your wife.

Thank God someone is.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2014, 12:46:47 PM »
Amateur night at restaurants 2nd only to new years eve, more likely to get bad service and overcharged.

I'll pick up a nice piece of fish to grill, bottle of wine, blue pill and let the evening go where it goes. Unless Buzz shows up.  :facepalm:
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2014, 12:47:00 PM »
I used to try and throw you guys some hints that were beyond the blah blah same old same old, but I found the lack of appreciation disturbing.

So good luck with the flowers and candy and lingerie route.  AGAIN.  And wonder why it doesn't get you laid.  AGAIN.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2014, 12:48:16 PM »
Amateur night at restaurants 2nd only to new years eve, more likely to get bad service and overcharged.

I'll pick up a nice piece of fish to grill, bottle of wine, blue pill and let the evening go where it goes. Unless Buzz shows up.  :facepalm:

The Corndog and I celebrate Feb 12th each year as I Love You Day.  I hate V-Day with a white hot passion.  Systemized extortion and unreasonable expectations on both parties.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2014, 12:49:19 PM »
The Corndog and I celebrate Feb 12th each year as I Love You Day.  I hate V-Day with a white hot passion.  Systemized extortion and unreasonable expectations on both parties.

Stick it to the man.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2014, 12:57:54 PM »
Wife and I are going to the Waffle House (her choice - loves it every year) and then to see a romantic tale of man trying to relate to his family after a tragedy - Robocop.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2014, 01:03:32 PM »
I am taking my girlfriend out for dinner and dancing. Buying the wife a new vacuum cleaner.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2014, 01:21:57 PM »
I'll be spending the day trying to score Michael Sam's digits.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2014, 01:47:45 PM »
The Corndog and I celebrate Feb 12th each year as I Love You Day.  I hate V-Day with a white hot passion.  Systemized extortion and unreasonable expectations on both parties.

It's like I love you all over again.

Well put.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2014, 02:06:40 PM »
VD Day is everyday in the AWK household.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2014, 02:14:55 PM »
VD Day is everyday in the AWK household.

VD Day?  You've got a STD?
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2014, 02:19:53 PM »
Whatever I get must be in triplicate
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2014, 02:24:35 PM »
Whatever I get must be in triplicate

You want some TPS reports?
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2014, 02:26:35 PM »
Whatever I get must be in triplicate
I didn't know you are Mormon.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2014, 02:29:22 PM »
I didn't know you are Mormon.


Yea, he likes a lot of other folks wife's.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2014, 03:52:33 PM »
1 hour of counseling. It's cheaper.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2014, 06:28:58 PM »
I'm rubbing my dick down with chocolate and seeing where it takes me.
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Re: Cupid Day. Whatcha' Doin'?
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2014, 06:32:07 PM »
I'm rubbing my richard down with chocolate and seeing where it takes me.
With as many recently exposed cocksuckers that are on here? Be careful. You may not get what you had planned.
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