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Greatest Co-worker Ever!
« on: February 07, 2014, 10:51:38 AM »
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2014, 10:58:32 AM »
Simon "Dempsey" seems to have a problem.

David Thorne is an asshole. But a funny asshole.


After a couple if these, Mr. Thorne would have been walking funny...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Greatest Co-worker Ever!
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2014, 11:07:17 AM »
I like David Thorne
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Re: Greatest Co-worker Ever!
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2014, 11:08:39 AM »
Simon Dempsey is a Nickleback fan who deserves all the bad things that happen to him.
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Re: Greatest Co-worker Ever!
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2014, 11:27:39 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on February 07, 2014, 11:08:39 AM
Simon Dempsey is a Nickleback fan who deserves all the bad things that happen to him.

You wouldn't say that if today was your last day.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2014, 11:43:25 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on February 07, 2014, 11:08:39 AM
Simon Dempsey is a Nickleback fan who deserves all the bad things that happen to him.

I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for.

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2014, 11:53:15 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on February 07, 2014, 11:43:25 AM
I found the photo of the friend that I was looking for.

I forgot what this thread was about.  This is how you remind me?
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Re: Greatest Co-worker Ever!
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2014, 12:05:36 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 07, 2014, 11:53:15 AM
I forgot what this thread was about.  This is how you remind me?

This time, this place
 Misused, mistakes
 Too long, too late
 Who was I to make you wait? :facepalm:

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Re: Greatest Co-worker Ever!
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2014, 12:40:49 PM »
I'm sensing Simon Dempsey's a bit of a bitch
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Greatest Co-worker Ever!
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2014, 12:43:21 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on February 07, 2014, 12:40:49 PM
I'm sensing Simon Dempsey's a bit of a bitch


I have submitted an F26-A about you on his behalf.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2014, 12:47:20 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2014, 12:50:31 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on February 07, 2014, 12:47:20 PM


Getting the sneaking suspicion that this is going to turn out to be some sort of viral marketing campaign.
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You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him: "That's a girl's name!" Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin' Terry.

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Re: Greatest Co-worker Ever!
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2014, 12:51:20 PM »
The guy has a Facebook page with thousands and thousands of followers. 
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Re: Greatest Co-worker Ever!
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2014, 12:52:00 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on February 07, 2014, 12:47:20 PM



Damn, I got fired from one place just for making a guy cry.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Greatest Co-worker Ever!
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2014, 01:01:05 PM »
Photos with string leading to murder victims.  I just pissed my pants
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Greatest Co-worker Ever!
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2014, 01:32:10 PM »
Mr. Bobbity Head...
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2014, 02:59:58 PM »
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Re: Greatest Co-worker Ever!
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2014, 03:01:00 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on February 07, 2014, 11:08:39 AM
Simon Dempsey is a Nickleback fan who deserves all the bad things that happen to him.

I mean, hearing the occasional song on xm or whatever is one thing. But purposely buying a poster and hanging it up publically? Yeah. He deserved every bit of it.
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Re: Greatest Co-worker Ever!
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2014, 03:32:40 PM »
Someone went to a lot of trouble to create all of this. And it was worth it. Esp the disciplinary letter.
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