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Got 99 Problems & Sochi is one...
« on: February 06, 2014, 01:24:45 PM »
The world is going to mock Russia forever about the shitty quaity of the infrastructure.  Putin must have threatened or paid off every member of the IOC to get the games there.  People were micromanaging the China Olympics, but not a word was said about the progress in Russia - I am starting to think the whole "gay athletes not welcomed" thing was a deliberate ploy to distract from the fact that the venues and accommodations are not anywhre close to finished and conditions are nasty and horrific.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/83858374/

On the other hand, it's kind of fun to see all the "snooty" media people who expect the red carpet treatment being literally and figuratively shat upon.
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Re: Got 99 Problems & Sochi is one...
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 01:35:13 PM »
I'm sure most of you bookfacers have seen these, but my god there is some funny shit going on over there.  The translations and toilets have been the funniest.

https://twitter.com/SochiProblems

also search on twitterz #sochiproblems

Public Restroom with Mirrored Ceiling




Hallway of hotel











Public Bathroom




I guess no collards?


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Re: Got 99 Problems & Sochi is one...
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 02:07:49 PM »
The world is going to mock Russia forever about the shootty quaity of the infrastructure.  Putin must have threatened or paid off every member of the IOC to get the games there.  People were micromanaging the China Olympics, but not a word was said about the progress in Russia - I am starting to think the whole "gay athletes not welcomed" thing was a deliberate ploy to distract from the fact that the venues and accommodations are not anywhre close to finished and conditions are nasty and horrific.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/83858374/

On the other hand, it's kind of fun to see all the "snooty" media people who expect the red carpet treatment being literally and figuratively shat upon.

I think I heard Sidney Crosby comment that the athlete accommodations were similar to what was in Vancouver so at least they got the important parts up to par.
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Re: Got 99 Problems & Sochi is one...
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2014, 02:23:02 PM »
The world is going to mock Russia forever about the shitty quaity of the infrastructure.  Putin must have threatened or paid off every member of the IOC to get the games there.  People were micromanaging the China Olympics, but not a word was said about the progress in Russia - I am starting to think the whole "gay athletes not welcomed" thing was a deliberate ploy to distract from the fact that the venues and accommodations are not anywhre close to finished and conditions are nasty and horrific.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/83858374/

On the other hand, it's kind of fun to see all the "snooty" media people who expect the red carpet treatment being literally and figuratively shat upon.


The no fishing in toilets is a little over the top. Everybody goes after the chocolate stick fish.
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2014, 02:48:11 PM »
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More noteworthy than that defense, however, is the evidence that the officials are offering up to support it, via the Wall Street Journal (emphasis added):

Dmitry Kozak, the deputy prime minister responsible for the Olympic preparations, reflected the view held among many Russian officials that some Western visitors are deliberately trying to sabotage Sochi's big debut out of bias against Russia. "We have surveillance video from the hotels that shows people turn on the shower, direct the nozzle at the wall and then leave the room for the whole day," he said. An aide then pulled a reporter away before Mr. Kozak could be questioned further on surveillance in hotel rooms. "We're doing a tour of the media center," the aide said.

See, no big deal. Nothing to see here. Visitors to Sochi, you can now rest easy on a tiny twin bed or sit on a doubles toilet, knowing all the while that your Russian hosts are watching and ready to help.
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Re: Got 99 Problems & Sochi is one...
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2014, 03:09:04 PM »
I kinda like the double shitter. Anyone care to join me for a quick shit?
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2014, 03:13:50 PM »
Feel sorry for the person on the other 1/2 of the 1/2 toilet. Only one gets to flush when there done.
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2014, 03:19:25 PM »
Feel sorry for the person on the other 1/2 of the 1/2 toilet. Only one gets to flush when there done.
The others could be explained away as weird cultural differences.

But seriously, WTF was up with drywalling straight over a toilet? From what I can tell there is no way that that thing is operational, or the lid can even be opened.
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Re: Got 99 Problems & Sochi is one...
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2014, 03:23:42 PM »
This is all true but seriously, who hasn't wanted to try ice cream in the ass at some point but just scared to admit it. Anyone? Be honest.
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Re: Got 99 Problems & Sochi is one...
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2014, 03:35:39 PM »
The others could be explained away as weird cultural differences.

But seriously, WTF was up with drywalling straight over a toilet? From what I can tell there is no way that that thing is operational, or the lid can even be opened.



Something missing here see if you can find it (note: its not the fact that there is no wall between toilets)
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Re: Got 99 Problems & Sochi is one...
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2014, 03:38:34 PM »
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Re: Got 99 Problems & Sochi is one...
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2014, 04:12:09 PM »
Stains on the back of-wait never mind.
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2014, 04:30:08 PM »
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Possibly, hard to see.  Not the answer I was looking for though.
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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2014, 04:34:57 PM »


Something missing here see if you can find it (note: its not the fact that there is no wall between toilets)

No water hooked to the toilet on the right?
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Re: Got 99 Problems & Sochi is one...
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2014, 04:44:05 PM »
No handles to flush?
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« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2014, 04:55:36 PM »


Something missing here see if you can find it (note: its not the fact that there is no wall between toilets)


No mounting screws holding toilet's down?
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Re: Got 99 Problems & Sochi is one...
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2014, 04:58:30 PM »
No handles to flush?

 A lot of times on non-US toilets, the "handle" is actually a push button on top of the tank - if that is the case in these pictures, the toilet paper resting on the tank probably has covered them up. 

Also sometimes you will see a pedal on the floor.
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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2014, 05:01:07 PM »

No mounting screws holding toilet's down?
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Re: Got 99 Problems & Sochi is one...
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2014, 05:06:47 PM »

This ones a bit easier to spot the problem.
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Re: Got 99 Problems & Sochi is one...
« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2014, 05:16:42 PM »

This ones a bit easier to spot the problem.

Thank God for gravity...
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