What about the BABIES!

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Legalize mary-jew-wanna and the next thing you know you've got kids taking off their clothes and puffing strange peters.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/30/kristy-althaus-beauty-pageant-porn_n_4697050.html

In an in-depth investigative piece, Gawker makes a convincing case that Kristy Althaus, runner-up in the Miss Colorado Teen USA 2012 pageant, likely lost her title after an adult film she apparently starred in came to light.