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And in this corner... a dead guy...
« on: January 31, 2014, 05:49:04 PM »
http://news.yahoo.com/dead-puerto-rico-boxer-posed-standing-ring-210618851.html

I am not posting these pictures because they are creeping me the hell out.  Especially the fans lining up to TAKE PICTURES WITH THE DEAD GUY.  You want to see them, do da linky.

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SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico (AP) — Even in death, Christopher Rivera Amaro almost looked ready to box, leaning against the corner of a simulated ring.

Mourners who came to his wake in the Puerto Rican capital of San Juan on Friday found him posed afoot, a yellow hood on his head, sunglasses glasses over his eyes and blue boxing gloves on his hands.

Elsie Rodriguez is vice president of the Marin funeral home and she says Rivera's family wanted to stress his boxing, and the funeral home suggested posing him in a ring. Her funeral home has staged similar wakes in the past for others.

The 23-year-old fighter had a 5-15 record in the 130-pound weight class. He was shot dead Sunday in the city of Santurce.
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Re: And in this corner... a dead guy...
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2014, 07:12:58 PM »
Awesome.  I want an action-pose funeral.  Auction off the rights to choose the tableau's theme and composition.  Use the proceeds for booze, drugs and sexytime entertainment at the wake.
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Re: And in this corner... a dead guy...
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2014, 09:39:50 PM »
Awesome.  I want an action-pose funeral.  Auction off the rights to choose the tableau's theme and composition.  Use the proceeds for booze, drugs and sexytime entertainment at the wake.
The problem with your pose is the cost of the hooker.  I mean think of the expense the hours a hooker would be bent over while your posed doing blow off her ass.   That shit ain't cheap, G.  I mean we can't get a run of the miller hooker, she's gonna have to be prime choice A rated.
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Re: And in this corner... a dead guy...
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2014, 10:06:45 PM »
The problem with your pose is the cost of the hooker.  I mean think of the expense the hours a hooker would be bent over while your posed doing blow off her ass.   That shit ain't cheap, G.  I mean we can't get a run of the miller hooker, she's gonna have to be prime choice A rated.

Prime choice A rated according to whose standards?  Because if it's Wes's standards, then that shit is cheap, G.
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Re: And in this corner... a dead guy...
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2014, 11:04:31 PM »
The problem with your pose is the cost of the hooker.  I mean think of the expense the hours a hooker would be bent over while your posed doing blow off her ass.   That shit ain't cheap, G.  I mean we can't get a run of the miller hooker, she's gonna have to be prime choice A rated.
Prime choice A rated according to whose standards?  Because if it's Wes's standards, then that shit is cheap, G.
Considering that the prime purpose of payment to hookers is for them to leave, and since Wes is dead and doesn't care if they stay, I don't see how there would be a financial problem for him
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Re: And in this corner... a dead guy...
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2014, 11:10:34 PM »
Prime choice A rated according to whose standards?  Because if it's Wes's standards, then that shit is cheap, G.

Considering that the prime purpose of payment to hookers is for them to leave, and since Wes is dead and doesn't care if they stay, I don't see how there would be a financial problem for him

And who is her pimp gonna roust is Wes doesn't pay up?
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« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2014, 07:35:46 AM »
And who is her pimp gonna roust is Wes doesn't pay up?

I'm sensing a plan.

A truly victimless crime.
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Re: And in this corner... a dead guy...
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2014, 08:15:46 AM »

I am not posting these pictures because they are creeping me the hell out.  Especially the fans lining up to TAKE PICTURES WITH THE DEAD GUY.  You want to see them, do da linky.

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Re: And in this corner... a dead guy...
« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2014, 08:49:36 AM »
The problem with your pose is the cost of the hooker.  I mean think of the expense the hours a hooker would be bent over while your posed doing blow off her ass.   That shit ain't cheap, G.  I mean we can't get a run of the miller hooker, she's gonna have to be prime choice A rated.

Dead hookers are cheap.

Just sayin.
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