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Birmingham is Closed

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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #60 on: January 30, 2014, 10:21:52 AM »
I'm sure you wouldn't mind if one of those towed cars just so happened to be yours.

That's really irrelevant. It's not the state taxpayers' fight. Now if the state is suing to mayor to recoup that money, then right on.

 
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #61 on: January 30, 2014, 12:54:42 PM »
I'm sure you wouldn't mind if one of those towed cars just so happened to be yours.

The problem is 99.999999% with the Mayor of Leeds from what I can see.  The surrounding communities listened to Governor Pimple Popper MD and either used their own crews if possible or contracted with local towing companies themselves knowing that they would be reimbursed from the State.  This guy said fuck it, I don't want to fool with any of it.  I'll just call my cousin over at the local garage and tell him to start getting their cars.
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #62 on: January 30, 2014, 01:07:19 PM »
The problem is 99.999999% with the Mayor of Leeds from what I can see.  The surrounding communities listened to Governor Pimple Popper MD and either used their own crews if possible or contracted with local towing companies themselves knowing that they would be reimbursed from the State.  This guy said fudge it, I don't want to fool with any of it.  I'll just call my cousin over at the local garage and tell him to start getting their cars.
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #63 on: January 30, 2014, 01:22:37 PM »
FWIW...Birmingham is open for bidness today. Well, except for the County Commissioners and their staff.
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #64 on: January 30, 2014, 01:52:48 PM »
Pretty cool pic of the ham from above

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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #65 on: January 30, 2014, 02:10:20 PM »
FWIW...Birmingham is open for bidness today. Well, except for the County Commissioners and their staff.

Depends on what bidness you be doing.

UAB (school, not hospital), Samford, and Miles are closed.  All federal, circuit, district, and probate courts in Jefferson County are closed.  Regions bank branches in metro Birmingham are closed.

I-65 is pretty much clear, as are most highways...I think there are some problem areas on 31 near Valleydale, and I-20 east toward Irondale and Leeds sounds like it's still fucked.  Various streets in downtown Birmingham are still "problem areas" according to BPD, including around Vulcan/5 Points.

In other news, my anus is open for business, as always.
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #66 on: January 30, 2014, 02:18:34 PM »
Depends on what bidness you be doing.

UAB (school, not hospital), Samford, and Miles are closed.  All federal, circuit, district, and probate courts in Jefferson County are closed.  Regions bank branches in metro Birmingham are closed.

I-65 is pretty much clear, as are most highways...I think there are some problem areas on 31 near Valleydale, and I-20 east toward Irondale and Leeds sounds like it's still fucked.  Various streets in downtown Birmingham are still "problem areas" according to BPD, including around Vulcan/5 Points.

In other news, my anus is open for business, as always.

I am sitting at my desk in downtown Birmingham so it is open for bidness. 
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #67 on: January 30, 2014, 02:21:23 PM »
Everything is thawing out down here.  Just got back from lunch and running a couple of errands.  I think it's more dangerous now.  Large chunks of ice falling from trees, power lines etc.  Just before I got back to the orifice, a mammoth tree limb fell in a yard just as I was passing by.  I was ready to get inside.
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #68 on: January 30, 2014, 04:04:06 PM »
Everything is thawing out down here.  Just got back from lunch and running a couple of errands.  I think it's more dangerous now.  Large chunks of ice falling from trees, power lines etc.  Just before I got back to the orifice, a mammoth tree limb fell in a yard just as I was passing by.  I was ready to get inside.

The feeling is starting to come back in my dicth.   :tongue:
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #69 on: January 30, 2014, 05:25:38 PM »
Pretty cool pic of the ham from above



Didn't realize B-ham had that much white in it.   
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #70 on: January 30, 2014, 06:41:35 PM »
It ain't over 'til it's over.

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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #71 on: January 30, 2014, 06:59:03 PM »
Didn't realize B-ham had that much white in it.
That white will soon leave too
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #72 on: January 30, 2014, 08:39:45 PM »
The problem is 99.999999% with the Mayor of Leeds from what I can see.  The surrounding communities listened to Governor Pimple Popper MD and either used their own crews if possible or contracted with local towing companies themselves knowing that they would be reimbursed from the State.  This guy said fuck it, I don't want to fool with any of it.  I'll just call my cousin over at the local garage and tell him to start getting their cars.

Yeah, I knew all of that but I get tired of bottomfeeders conspiracy mindset bs sometimes.

As for the Mayor of Leeds, he is a douchbag. What comes around, goes around. I hope he wasn't planning on getting re-elected. These people that had to leave their cars stranded I'm sure would have rather drove their shit home than walked in the cold ass snow for who knows how far to get home.

Blame it on James Spann.  #winning
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #73 on: January 30, 2014, 08:46:10 PM »
The problem is 99.999999% with the Mayor of Leeds from what I can see.  The surrounding communities listened to Governor Pimple Popper MD and either used their own crews if possible or contracted with local towing companies themselves knowing that they would be reimbursed from the State.  This guy said fuck it, I don't want to fool with any of it.  I'll just call my cousin over at the local garage and tell him to start getting their cars.
This!

He sent the cops out to bring stranded motorists to the warming center set up at the civic center, then dispatched his cousin's towing company to pull the cars to the impound lot. Cousin Murray then socked the driver with anywhere from a $140 to $175 towing charge plus another $35 impound fee.

That's some Boss Hogg/Roscoe P. Coultrane kind of fuckery.
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #74 on: January 30, 2014, 09:15:33 PM »
This!

He sent the cops out to bring stranded motorists to the warming center set up at the civic center, then dispatched his cousin's towing company to pull the cars to the impound lot. Cousin Murray then socked the driver with anywhere from a $140 to $175 towing charge plus another $35 impound fee.

That's some Boss Hogg/Roscoe P. Coultrane kind of fuckery.

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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #75 on: February 11, 2014, 12:27:35 PM »
I was ready this time around...made it in to work with no problems today.

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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #76 on: February 11, 2014, 12:37:33 PM »
I was ready this time around...made it in to work with no problems today.



Thanks for the fuck shack - Dirty mike and the boys
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #77 on: February 11, 2014, 12:44:38 PM »
Thanks for the fuck shack - Dirty mike and the boys

I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #78 on: February 11, 2014, 12:52:50 PM »
I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!

Let's just settle this, peacocks don't fly!  Do me a favor...don't go chasin waterfalls
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Re: Birmingham is Closed
« Reply #79 on: February 11, 2014, 01:16:28 PM »
Let's just settle this, peacocks don't fly!  Do me a favor...don't go chasin waterfalls

That didn't turn out like you planned did it?
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