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Worst TV characters of all time
« on: January 15, 2014, 08:30:06 PM »
I'm looking for the absolute worst regularly  appearing characters in a television show. Not one-timers or special guests. Regular cast.

My submission :

Howard Sprague of The Andy Griffith Show.

I loathe Howard Sprague. Piss poor replacement for Floyd. Just a sniveling jackhole. Who could possibly tolerate him in real life?
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2014, 08:33:53 PM »
Phoebe from Friends
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2014, 09:05:23 PM »
Eddie Haskell.

And we all had THAT friend!
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2014, 09:21:24 PM »
Any cast member of CSI Miami.
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2014, 09:22:43 PM »
Any cast member of CSI Miami.

Pffft. Speak for yourself. Marisol lit up the screen...

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2014, 10:38:44 PM »
David Schwimmer's character from Friends, followed closely by all the other characters.

I wanted to see him skinned in Band of Brothers also, but I think that he was supposed to be unlikable then.
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2014, 11:07:31 PM »
Ashton Kutcher in Two and a Half Men
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« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2014, 12:39:05 AM »
I'm not sold on committing to one just yet...

...Pat Morita as Al in Happy Days.  Joanie too.
...The Ropers in Three's Company

...Rudy Huxtable in the Cosby Show.
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2014, 12:41:51 AM »
Cousin Oliver on Brady Bunch.  Can't forget that weinerhead. 
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2014, 06:46:19 AM »
Mrs. Crabtree on "Bewitched"
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2014, 08:06:26 AM »
Coy and Vance Duke.
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2014, 09:19:47 AM »
Pretty much the entire cast of Good Times, save JJ and Florida Evans.  Especially Thelma and Mr. Bookman though...
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2014, 09:28:14 AM »
Dee Thomas.  The little sister on What's Happenin'.  Worst child actor in the history of the tubes.
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2014, 09:34:46 AM »
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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2014, 10:55:00 AM »
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2014, 10:57:32 AM »
Urkel

Now you can end it.

Urkel is like 6'8" now.  He'll kick your ass for that.
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2014, 11:12:42 AM »
Urkel

Now you can end it.

Urkel was an icon.  Fuck you.
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #17 on: January 16, 2014, 11:21:07 AM »
Urkel was an icon.  Fuck you.

Yeah.  And his neighbor helped thwart a terrorist takeover of the Nakatomi Building.
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Re: Worst TV characters of all time
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2014, 11:26:32 AM »
Urkel was an icon.  Fuck you.

Fun fact:

Urkel did not appear on Family Matters until the 12th episode of the first season, and he was not intended to be a recurring character.

I don't think that show would have made it 9 seasons without him.
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« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2014, 12:19:08 PM »
Urkel was an icon.  Fuck you.
Ugh I expected more from you.
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