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Destiny
« on: January 09, 2014, 03:54:01 PM »
No....Not Mike Price's.

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Re: Destiny
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2014, 08:58:22 PM »
9 reasons why I'm excited for Destiny:

1.)  She shows her titties when she's on the main stage.
2.)  She shows her titties when she's on the side stage.
3.)  She shows her titties when she gives lap dances.
4.)  Titties.
5.)  She doesn't slap me when I grab her titties.
6.)  She's almost saved up enough for her college education.
7.)  ...unless she spends her savings on another boob job.
8.)  Titties.
9.)  She smells like dandelions.  A cheap, glittery stripper rolling around naked in a field of dandelions.
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Re: Destiny
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2014, 11:41:59 AM »
9 reasons why I'm excited for Destiny:

1.)  She shows her titties when she's on the main stage.
2.)  She shows her titties when she's on the side stage.
3.)  She shows her titties when she gives lap dances.
4.)  Titties.
5.)  She doesn't slap me when I grab her titties.
6.)  She's almost saved up enough for her college education.
7.)  ...unless she spends her savings on another boob job.
8.)  Titties.
9.)  She smells like dandelions.  A cheap, glittery stripper rolling around naked in a field of dandelions.
10.) She will give you a handy in the Champagne Room. Provided you buy a bottle.
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Re: Destiny
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2014, 11:56:02 AM »
10.) She will give you a handy in the Champagne Room. Provided you buy a bottle.
11.) Did I mention titties?
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