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« on: January 13, 2014, 02:55:02 PM »
Not sure if it's actually worth a fuck but the commercial is excellent.

"Your handsome assed grandfather had one blade. And polio."

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2014, 03:08:15 PM »
Hey guys... this Jesus guy says he's God's Son.
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2014, 03:10:01 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2014, 03:14:12 PM »
BTW the Terry Bowden McLawyer subscribes/buys from them.
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2014, 03:19:53 PM »
BTW the Terry Bowden McLawyer subscribes/buys from them.

Does he even grow facial hair?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2014, 03:51:28 PM »
Does he even grow facial hair?
I think he uses it on his taint.
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2014, 05:14:35 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2014, 05:17:35 PM »
Does this make Sani a day late and a dollar short?
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She will be here all week folks....don't forget to tip the wait staff.
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Re: Dollar Shave Club
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2014, 06:12:43 PM »
BTW the Terry Bowden McLawyer subscribes/buys from them.

I do, and I love 'em.  Way cheaper than buying Mach 3 blades at the corner store.

Does he even grow facial hair?

It's sparse...like your average date's pubic region.

I think he uses it on his taint.

You damned right.
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