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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #40 on: January 13, 2014, 03:13:07 PM »
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #41 on: January 13, 2014, 06:18:09 PM »
Quote from: Vandy Vol on January 13, 2014, 10:54:16 AM
They know trains.

Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads.

And I simply cannot read the thread title without hearing it in the voice of Jay.

Allow me to reintroduce myself
My name is Hov
H-to-the-O-V
I used to move snow flakes by the OZ.
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GH2001

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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2016, 02:19:17 PM »
Quote from: Stone Tiger on January 11, 2014, 12:20:15 PM
I don't have a dog, so don't ask.

I don't have a keen car.

I believe in Auburn and love it.

I believe Nick Saban was headed to Texas until Mack Brown screwed him.

I am a man of untold mystery, so please, no pictures.  My pilot's license? It's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill? Revoked. Problems at the Kazakhstan border. I'd give you the details, but then I'd have to kill you... which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.

I neither watch movies nor read books.

I have a sidekick named Butterfly Sagittarius.

I enjoy pointing and laughing at others, high end bourbon, Auburn sports, random observations of stupid shit around the world and moonlit walks in Chewalca with topless women.

If there is some sort of hazing ritual where we're going to end up naked in a river somewhere, I'll need to arrange for a ride home.

So this is stone tiger?

I like the topless part. Are they hot? Hopefully the walks end in something much better.
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #43 on: November 30, 2016, 02:26:23 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on November 30, 2016, 02:19:17 PM
So this is stone tiger?

I like the topless part. Are they hot? Hopefully the walks end in something much better.

It's a shame he started out with a strong post...hope he didn't die.
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2016, 02:32:34 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on November 30, 2016, 02:26:23 PM
It's a shame he started out with a strong post...hope he didn't die.

There was absolute potential there. And most likely penetration too.
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #45 on: November 30, 2016, 02:32:34 PM »
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #46 on: November 30, 2016, 02:33:41 PM »
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #47 on: November 30, 2016, 02:34:58 PM »
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #48 on: November 30, 2016, 02:40:35 PM »
Quote from: bgreene on November 30, 2016, 02:34:58 PM
Doesn't everybody?

Don't be so selfish.

Signed,

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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #49 on: November 30, 2016, 02:42:26 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on November 30, 2016, 02:40:35 PM
Don't be so selfish.

Signed,

Dallas

Only some hate cops. Everyone hates Dallas. It should have been the follow up spinoff to Ray Romanos sitcom.
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #50 on: November 30, 2016, 02:42:59 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on November 30, 2016, 02:42:26 PM
Only some hate cops. Everyone hates Dallas. It should have been the follow up spinoff to Ray Romanos sitcom.

Who is in the cast?
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #51 on: November 30, 2016, 02:46:24 PM »
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #52 on: November 30, 2016, 02:58:15 PM »
Quote from: The Six on November 30, 2016, 02:42:59 PM
Who is in the cast?
Dallas and Birmingham
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #53 on: November 30, 2016, 03:25:53 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on November 30, 2016, 02:42:26 PM
Only some hate cops. Everyone hates Dallas. It should have been the follow up spinoff to Ray Romanos sitcom.

You do you hate more,Liberals or me?     
« Last Edit: November 30, 2016, 03:27:39 PM by dallaswareagle »
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #54 on: November 30, 2016, 03:27:12 PM »
Quote from: The Six on November 30, 2016, 02:42:59 PM
Who is in the cast?

Quote from: Buzz Killington on November 30, 2016, 02:58:15 PM
Dallas and Birmingham

I am pretty sure they get Brad Pitt to play me.  :taunt: :haha:
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #55 on: November 30, 2016, 04:25:48 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 30, 2016, 03:25:53 PM
You do you hate more,Liberals or me?   
Ingrish. Speek it.
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #56 on: November 30, 2016, 05:15:10 PM »
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #57 on: November 30, 2016, 05:34:48 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on November 30, 2016, 04:25:48 PM
Ingrish. Speek it.
I hate him so much
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Re: Please allow myself to introduce...myself...
« Reply #58 on: November 30, 2016, 06:09:01 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on November 30, 2016, 03:25:53 PM
You do you hate more,Liberals or me?   

I think English hates you. 
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