Please allow myself to introduce...myself...

[The Six]

[AWK]

i'm about 90% sure I dated her for 2 1/2 years while at Auburn.

That is not who you think it is...

[The Prowler]

Welcome, post often...doesn't really matter what it's about either.

[Godfather]

Blasphemy.

Good answer...good answer. I like the way you think, I'm gonna be watching you.

[Vandy Vol]

Can't wait to see the first selfie.

A bearskin rug, a roaring fire, and a five gallon tub of lube will be prominently displayed.

[DnATL]

A bearskin rug, a roaring fire, and a five gallon tub of lube will be prominently displayed.

Next to you, a five gallon tub of anything would be prominent

[Vandy Vol]

Next to you, a five gallon tub of anything would be prominent

I am a solid three inches taller than a five gallon bucket, thank you very much.

[Stone Tiger]

Parris Island or San Diego?

While fully supporting the men and women who serve this country, I myself have never been a part of this organization.

However, I have heard from a relative of mine that male Marines are sent to the East Coast, while females are sent to the West.  He seems to take great joy in telling this to his grandson. 

[Stone Tiger]

Good answer...good answer. I like the way you think, I'm gonna be watching you.

Please don't.  You cannot sit here in a dark car all alone. You'll be picked up for mopery.  With intent to creep. Trust me, you don't want that. It'll put a big hole in your future.

And yes, I know the correct response was really "Good teacher."  I know the fucking format.

[Tiger Wench]

While fully supporting the men and women who serve this country, I myself have never been a part of this organization.

However, I have heard from a relative of mine that male Marines are sent to the East Coast, while females are sent to the West.  He seems to take great joy in telling this to his grandson.

Well, half the devil dog contingent on this board will give you a pass. I'd watch my six for the other one.

[AUJarhead]

While fully supporting the men and women who serve this country, I myself have never been a part of this organization.

However, I have heard from a relative of mine that male Marines are sent to the East Coast, while females are sent to the West.  He seems to take great joy in telling this to his grandson.

You need to kick blacksheep like that out of your family.  Is he a Bama fan by chance?

[WiregrassTiger]

Quite a mixed bag of questions there. 

Gay marriages/unions - Don't support, but really don't care, unless it costs me tax dollars because they get benefits from government employers.

Lawyers/democrats - Too broad of a category to make generalizations.  There are decent folks that come from all backgrounds, no matter how misguided their opinions and lifestyles and career choices are.

There are no good Christian men.  Only those that are saved by grace through faith and know that they are nothing but wretched beings.

Plenty.

Maybe a little too open minded re: the gays and the lawyers but I like the way you talk. Great to hear you have black friends.

I'm sure that you'll notice that I'm one of the more popular and affable persons around here. I guess what you'd call a natural-born world-shaker but extremely humble.

Read the creed, say your prayers and if I can help with anything--I will get someone right on it.

[WiregrassTiger]

That is not who you think it is...

Is she a he?

[AUChizad]

Maybe a little too open minded re: the gays and the lawyers but I like the way you talk. Great to hear you have black friends.

I'm sure that you'll notice that I'm one of the more popular and affable persons around here. I guess what you'd call a natural-born world-shaker but extremely humble.

Read the creed, say your prayers and if I can help with anything--I will get someone right on it.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, WiregrassTiger is actually Herman Caine.

[Vandy Vol]

In case you haven't figured it out yet, WiregrassTiger is actually Herman Caine.

[GH2001]

I am a solid three inches taller than a five gallon bucket, thank you very much.

And this guy knows three inches. You have been getting banged more by Asians lately right?

[Ogre]

And this guy knows three inches. You have been getting banged more by Asians lately right?

Leave Thrilla out of this.

[Saniflush]

Leave Thrilla out of this.

Swarthy

[AUChizad]

i'm about 90% sure I dated her for 2 1/2 years while at Auburn.

That is not who you think it is...

Fractions again...

[Vandy Vol]

And this guy knows three inches. You have been getting banged more by Asians lately right?

They know trains.