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Email Subject: You're Fired

Email Subject: You're Fired
« on: November 28, 2016, 05:44:23 PM »
Email message:



Signed,

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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2016, 08:26:31 PM »
Email message:



Signed,

Jay Jacobs
The sad part...Malzahn calling the timeout right before the snap, but the play was already in motion (the WR was wide open). The play gets stopped. Malzahn regroups everyone...calls the exact same play again. Smh.
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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2016, 09:28:54 PM »
He's way in over his head.
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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2016, 10:08:16 PM »
He's way in over his head.

And he's in way over his head, too.
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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2016, 10:42:24 PM »
And he's in way over his head, too.

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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2016, 11:00:45 PM »
And he's in way over his head, too.
His head is way under his way.
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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2016, 11:45:34 PM »
He's up shit creek without a boat.
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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2016, 12:05:53 AM »
Our genius has been waiting since the Clemson game to get that one in.
Must have been killing him.
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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2016, 02:10:41 PM »
I wonder how much his head way?
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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2016, 02:27:46 PM »
I keep coming back to this gif and my jaw won't stop dropping. This is a fucking comedy.

You're down 18 (three scores) with a little over 9 minutes to go in the game. You have two timeouts left. You have a defense that has stepped up all season long to give the team a chance to win almost every game. It's 4th and 3. You are in easy field goal range to make it a two score game.

Your choice?

Play action pass with your injured fullback lined up in shotgun that results in an interception.

It's too much. If Nick Saban ends the SECCG the same way, I would expect TPTB in Tuscaloosa to have meeting to make sure he hasn't lost his mind too much to remain the head coach.
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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2016, 04:50:16 PM »
I wonder how much his head way?
Not enough to make any head way
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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2016, 04:53:00 PM »
Not enough to make any head way

Way ahead of you.
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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2016, 05:19:53 PM »
No weigh, dude.

Just a heads up.  No need for you to weigh in.
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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2016, 11:33:52 PM »
It's Headley.
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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
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Re: Email Subject: You're Fired
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2016, 02:11:53 PM »


Now go do that voodoo that you do so well
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