ATTN: WENCH & SWEETS

AUChizad · « **on:** January 03, 2014, 11:55:58 AM »

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/tix/4270211095.html

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BCS Tickets to trade. (Johns Creek)
Please don't judge me or contact me wasting my time.

I have 3 BCS Championship tickets for the Game in Pasadena. I also have hotel reservations and a rental car reservation to trade. This is real and I am for real. Section 18-L Row 72. I am not looking for money or goods. I'm looking for two attractive females to spend some adult time with. Yes I'm looking to trade these tickets for a raunchy threesome. You must be White, Asian or Hispanic. You must be very attractive. I am a big guy. Professional white male looking to swap tickets for some fun. Flight out leaves Sunday Morning so you must be able to do this Today(Friday 1/3/14). If you do not wish to participate in this please do not contact me with your negative messages. ONly attractive females looking to score 3 tickets, flight, hotel and car reservations.

Thanks and I look forward to having fun

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 03, 2014, 11:57:56 AM »

Lawrence, what would you do if you had three BCS tickets?

I'd do two chicks at the same time and I bet if I had BCS tickets I could pull it off cause chicks dig BCS tickets.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #2 on:** January 03, 2014, 11:59:47 AM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 03, 2014, 11:57:56 AM

Lawrence, what would you do if you had three BCS tickets?

I'd do two chicks at the same time and I bet if I had BCS tickets I could pull it off cause chicks dig BCS tickets.

I pull it off anyway.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #3 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:00:52 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on January 03, 2014, 11:59:47 AM

I pull it off anyway.

Pics or it didn't happen. And you don't really need to be in the pics.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #4 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:02:05 PM »

Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 03, 2014, 12:00:52 PM

Pics or it didn't happen. And you don't really need to be in the pics.

Well, for what I'm pulling off, I would need to be in the pic.

GH2001 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:07:42 PM »

Scam. He gets his and bails. And what are they gonna do about it? Nothing. Because whoever the girls would be were essentially whoring out for goods. Good luck to whoever falls for it.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #6 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:12:57 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on January 03, 2014, 12:07:42 PM

Scam. He gets his and bails. And what are they gonna do about it? Nothing. Because whoever the girls would be were essentially whoring out for goods. Good luck to whoever falls for it.

I'm glad you pointed this out. I was thinking about tucking my 9.5 and strapping some ass on him.

CCTAU · « **Reply #7 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:13:08 PM »

So. He has three extra tickets and is looking for a threesome. That leaves an extra ticket for a cameraman!

Godfather · « **Reply #8 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:16:03 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on January 03, 2014, 11:59:47 AM

I pull it off anyway.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #9 on:** January 03, 2014, 12:33:45 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 03, 2014, 12:16:03 PM

Yep. And it takes em both. That's Cindy Lou on the left.

oldautiger · « **Reply #10 on:** January 03, 2014, 03:31:35 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on January 03, 2014, 12:33:45 PM

Yep. And it takes em both. That's Cindy Lou on the left.

Or is thatMinnie Fingers on top and Rosie Palms on the bottom

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #11 on:** January 03, 2014, 03:34:01 PM »

Wonder how many takers he's had so far? Where is Sweets anyway? Hmmmmm

oldautiger · « **Reply #12 on:** January 03, 2014, 03:37:49 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 03, 2014, 03:34:01 PM

Wonder how many takers he's had so far? Where is Sweets anyway? Hmmmmm

Haven't heard from Wench...............although the Corndog really hit a home run with his Christmas present to her. Don't think she's interested, but then again I thought A&M would skull fuck Duke.

WiregrassTiger · « **Reply #13 on:** January 03, 2014, 03:38:12 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 03, 2014, 03:34:01 PM

Wonder how many takers he's had so far? Where is Sweets anyway? Hmmmmm

I would give him a hand job if I could wear some of those yellow dish washing gloves. And some goggles.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #14 on:** January 03, 2014, 03:44:25 PM »

Quote from: WiregrassTiger on January 03, 2014, 03:38:12 PM

I would give him a hand job if I could wear some of those yellow dish washing gloves. And some goggles.

and a pearl necklace?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #15 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:06:48 PM »

They'd have to include sideline passes.

Shug Dye · « **Reply #16 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:09:37 PM »

If there was a picture included I could consider.

I really love Auburn.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #17 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:10:50 PM »

One of you cheap bastards should have shown this kind of initiative. Y'all are a known quantity for us. Improves the odds for you.

AUChizad · « **Reply #18 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:29:36 PM »

Quote from: Shug Dye on January 03, 2014, 04:09:37 PM

If there was a picture included I could consider.

I really love Auburn.

This is the picture.

AWK · « **Reply #19 on:** January 03, 2014, 04:32:55 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on January 03, 2014, 04:29:36 PM

This is the picture.

10/10

Would bang.