I would not want your penis near
While I poked her in the rear
You'd shun this babe, but I must confess
You have no chance at the golden dress
So find Shane's grave and take a dump
While I give Mrs. Bonner a big grudge hump
You gave me a chuckle, I hereby confess
when you brought up the goddess who wore that fine dress
But call a fireman, you'll need one real fast
'cause your pecker will catch fire when it touches dat ass.
You and W-Tiger, you're such a great pair
A horny flatlander and a lawyer that cares