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You Really Can't Make This Stuff Up

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Re: You Really Can't Make This Stuff Up
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2013, 11:18:32 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on December 30, 2013, 08:06:42 PM
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Re: You Really Can't Make This Stuff Up
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2013, 12:41:19 AM »
Quote from: RWS on December 30, 2013, 10:50:12 PM
I really really really really can't stand it when people don't name their children normal names.

My sister has a baby in the NICU right now named Tinkerbell Taylor [Last Name]. Or so she thought.  When the nurses wrote out the name card, Momma corrected them.

It's Tinkabelle. They gonna call her Tinka.
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Re: You Really Can't Make This Stuff Up
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2013, 09:55:10 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 31, 2013, 12:41:19 AM
My sister has a baby in the NICU right now named Tinkerbell Taylor [Last Name]. Or so she thought.  When the nurses wrote out the name card, Momma corrected them.

It's Tinkabelle. They gonna call her Tinka.

That's my kinda nurra
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Re: You Really Can't Make This Stuff Up
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2013, 03:57:17 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 31, 2013, 09:55:10 AM
That's my kinda nurra
Wasn't that a song by Billy Squier?
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Re: You Really Can't Make This Stuff Up
« Reply #24 on: December 31, 2013, 04:02:48 PM »
Quote from: DnATL on December 31, 2013, 03:57:17 PM
Wasn't that a song by Billy Squier?

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Re: You Really Can't Make This Stuff Up
« Reply #25 on: January 02, 2014, 10:06:47 AM »
Quote from: RWS on December 30, 2013, 10:50:12 PM
I really really really really can't stand it when people don't name their children normal names.

What are yout talking about?  Isn't your middle name actually with?

My last name is Jackson so obviously I wanted to name my son Bo.  Wife shot that down.  So I said I wanted to name him Stonewall.  She asked what could I possibly use for a middle name with that so I came up with naming him Stone Wall Jackson.  Didn't happen either. 
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Re: You Really Can't Make This Stuff Up
« Reply #26 on: January 02, 2014, 10:34:59 AM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on January 02, 2014, 10:06:47 AM
What are yout talking about?  Isn't your middle name actually with?

My last name is Jackson so obviously I wanted to name my son Bo.  Wife shot that down.  So I said I wanted to name him Stonewall.  She asked what could I possibly use for a middle name with that so I came up with naming him Stone Wall Jackson.  Didn't happen either.

Just as well.  Some North Carolinian would probably shoot him.
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Re: You Really Can't Make This Stuff Up
« Reply #27 on: January 02, 2014, 04:45:25 PM »
His other daughter is named

Alliegh Bama

 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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Re: You Really Can't Make This Stuff Up
« Reply #28 on: January 02, 2014, 06:07:25 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 02, 2014, 10:34:59 AM
Just as well.  Some North Carolinian would probably shoot him.

What do you expect from people who have a goat as a mascot?
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Re: You Really Can't Make This Stuff Up
« Reply #29 on: January 02, 2014, 06:19:06 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 02, 2014, 04:45:25 PM
His other daughter is named

Alliegh Bama

 :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm: :facepalm:
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