McCarron family about to fall upstairs.

[WiregrassTiger]

She can be your toy,
so go on and get it, cowboy!
Remember my words while you're sittin' back chillin
hooked up to a needle that's dispensing penicillin.

Thanks for the warning; you're so kind my mate.
I must confess, I hardly can wait.

I will remember, you my dear lass
As I go to work and tap on that ass.

[The Six]

ESPN is already making this all about Alabama anyway by having Lorde Saybinz a part of the Gameday and such. And Scarbo gives credence to AJ's stupid comments about more people talking about them winning than whoever wins the BCSCG. In fact, if you didn't know better and just went to al.com, you'd think Alabama was playing for it. Last two years - wall to wall about Alabama this and Alabama that.

I wish I had hope Oklahoma could do the world a favor Thursday night.

[Pell City Tiger]

I would not want your penis near
While I poked her in the rear
You'd shun this babe, but I must confess
You have no chance at the golden dress
So find Shane's grave and take a dump
While I give Mrs. Bonner a big grudge hump

You gave me a chuckle, I hereby confess
when you brought up the goddess who wore that fine dress
But call a fireman, you'll need one real fast
'cause your pecker will catch fire when it touches dat ass.
You and W-Tiger, you're such a great pair
A horny flatlander and a lawyer that cares

[dallaswareagle]

Kaos would. It's easy to say 'no' typing at home. Throw that shit in front of him for real and he'd humping her like she was in heat.

A shot across her mouth I would do
Right after I take it out of her poo.