You Really Can't Make This Stuff Up

[Montezuma58]

"Though Broadhurst never attended the school and hasn't stepped foot in Bryant-Denny Stadium, he insists that the university makes him stronger as a person and he dreams about college careers there for both his Bama-named children."

http://blog.al.com/live/2013/12/phenix_city_man_father_to_crim.html

                                                  Stupid inbred bammers

https://www.facebook.com/shane.broadhurst.1?ref=ts&fref=ts

[Tiger Wench]

I really really really really can't stand it when people don't name their children normal names.

My sister has a baby in the NICU right now named Tinkerbell Taylor [Last Name]. Or so she thought.  When the nurses wrote out the name card, Momma corrected them.

It's Tinkabelle. They gonna call her Tinka.

[Buzz Killington]

My sister has a baby in the NICU right now named Tinkerbell Taylor [Last Name]. Or so she thought.  When the nurses wrote out the name card, Momma corrected them.

It's Tinkabelle. They gonna call her Tinka.

That's my kinda nurra

[DnATL]

That's my kinda nurra

Wasn't that a song by Billy Squier?

[Snaggletiger]

Wasn't that a song by Billy Squier?

giggled I did

[AU_Tiger_2000]

I really really really really can't stand it when people don't name their children normal names.

What are yout talking about?  Isn't your middle name actually with?

My last name is Jackson so obviously I wanted to name my son Bo.  Wife shot that down.  So I said I wanted to name him Stonewall.  She asked what could I possibly use for a middle name with that so I came up with naming him Stone Wall Jackson.  Didn't happen either. 

[Saniflush]

What are yout talking about?  Isn't your middle name actually with?

My last name is Jackson so obviously I wanted to name my son Bo.  Wife shot that down.  So I said I wanted to name him Stonewall.  She asked what could I possibly use for a middle name with that so I came up with naming him Stone Wall Jackson.  Didn't happen either.

Just as well.  Some North Carolinian would probably shoot him.

[Godfather]

His other daughter is named

Alliegh Bama

 

[AUTiger1]

Just as well.  Some North Carolinian would probably shoot him.

What do you expect from people who have a goat as a mascot?

[The Prowler]

His other daughter is named

Alliegh Bama