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5 Reasons Auburn Beats FSU

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Re: 5 Reasons Auburn Beats FSU
« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2013, 10:08:14 AM »
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Re: 5 Reasons Auburn Beats FSU
« Reply #41 on: December 31, 2013, 10:46:18 AM »
Well sure but will it get ya laid?

Rape gets you laid every time
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Re: 5 Reasons Auburn Beats FSU
« Reply #42 on: December 31, 2013, 11:10:08 AM »
Carl and Dee have a therapist? Will that help us win?
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Re: 5 Reasons Auburn Beats FSU
« Reply #43 on: December 31, 2013, 11:28:41 AM »
It looks like this is my lucky day.  I'll take "The Rapists" for $200.
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Re: 5 Reasons Auburn Beats FSU
« Reply #44 on: December 31, 2013, 12:00:53 PM »
Just think, if FSU would have got Bama in the championship, we coulda heard Kurt Cobain in Jameis' pre game warm up as the student section would throw panties onto the field.
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Re: 5 Reasons Auburn Beats FSU
« Reply #45 on: December 31, 2013, 03:02:27 PM »
Just think, if FSU would have got Bama in the championship, we coulda heard Kurt Cobain in Jameis' pre game warm up as the student section would throw panties onto the field.
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Re: 5 Reasons Auburn Beats FSU
« Reply #46 on: December 31, 2013, 03:41:10 PM »
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Re: 5 Reasons Auburn Beats FSU
« Reply #47 on: December 31, 2013, 03:46:50 PM »
'Twas a nice hustle
Look, it was my idea in the first place. I just don't currently have the technical capabilities to insert music onto the interweb page. And, nobody even Liked my post. At least Chizad got me.
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Re: 5 Reasons Auburn Beats FSU
« Reply #48 on: December 31, 2013, 03:50:41 PM »
Look, it was my idea in the first place. I just don't currently have the technical capabilities to insert music onto the interweb page. And, nobody even Liked my post. At least Chizad got me.

I wondered what teen spirit had to do with why AU will win.
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Re: 5 Reasons Auburn Beats FSU
« Reply #49 on: January 02, 2014, 09:09:59 AM »
They still seem pretty cocky to me,

"“It’s going to be a big challenge,” Auburn corner Jonathon Mincy said. “That’s all I’ve been hearing about, is their wide receivers.”
Mincy said Auburn views the matchup as an opportunity to prove its critics wrong, to play man and press coverage against Florida State’s dynamic receivers and challenge Benjamin physically.
 
Benjamin, however, isn’t buying that.

“Mostly third down, they’ll go man. But it won’t be press coverage,” he said. “They’ll probably play us like Miami played us.”
 
I hope we leave the noles bleeding like a Winston rape victim.
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