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Saniflush

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While you bitches are being GHEY...
« on: December 13, 2013, 03:05:54 PM »
I'll be here.


And here.


And here.



Talk to you bitches on the 28th....Maybe.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2013, 03:20:27 PM »
Dan undah?
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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2013, 03:25:35 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2013, 03:27:16 PM »
Frick sake, guy.  Details.  How did you swing this?  How long is the flight, like 2 days?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2013, 03:28:49 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2013, 03:27:16 PM
Frick sake, guy.  Details.  How did you swing this?  How long is the flight, like 2 days?

My niece's graduation gift.  We have been planning it for a couple of years. 
Leave Sunday afternoon from ATL and get into Sydney 0630 Tuesday morning. 

Another reason why I already knew I was not going to Pasadena.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2013, 03:30:25 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 13, 2013, 03:28:49 PM
My niece's graduation gift.  We have been planning it for a couple of years. 
Leave Sunday afternoon from ATL and get into Sydney 0630 Tuesday morning. 

Another reason why I already knew I was not going to Pasadena.

Bring me back something nifty, like kangaroo AIDS.
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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2013, 05:24:31 PM »
Do collards get stirred in the opposite direction in Austraila ?
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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2013, 10:27:45 PM »
Quote from: Lurking Tiger on December 13, 2013, 05:24:31 PM
Do collards get stirred in the opposite direction in Austraila ?

It's science.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2013, 11:43:32 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 13, 2013, 03:28:49 PM
My niece's graduation gift.  We have been planning it for a couple of years. 
Leave Sunday afternoon from ATL and get into Sydney 0630 Tuesday morning. 

Another reason why I already knew I was not going to Pasadena.


She graduate's and you get a trip?  You looking to adopt? 
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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2013, 11:51:42 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on December 14, 2013, 11:43:32 AM

She graduate's and you get a trip?  You looking to adopt?

Sure. I have a keen interest in some snow covered alps.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2013, 12:08:43 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 14, 2013, 11:51:42 AM
Sure. I have a keen interest in some snow covered alps.


Well talk when you get back.  Be safe. 
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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2013, 11:37:35 PM »
Don't forget your pocket translator. 

Have a fantastic time.   
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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2013, 08:49:18 AM »
Quote from: chinook on December 15, 2013, 11:37:35 PM
Don't forget your pocket translator. 

Have a fantastic time.   

How about we throw another shrimp on the barbee?
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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2013, 10:15:11 AM »
Watch out for drop-bears.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2013, 11:47:30 AM »
It's 0345 and just woke up from 10 hours of jetlag sleep.

Got in at 0645 yesterday. Went and did as much as we could till we hit the wall.  Gotta get some freaking coffee.

90 degrees yesterday. Suc it bitches.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2013, 12:49:24 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 17, 2013, 11:47:30 AM
It's 0345 and just woke up from 10 hours of jetlag sleep.

Got in at 0645 yesterday. Went and did as much as we could till we hit the wall.  Gotta get some freaking coffee.

90 degrees yesterday. Suc it bitches.

Go jump off Ayers Rock.
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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2013, 11:18:05 AM »
So I gotta say that I didn't get one "War Eagle" while I was over there but I did have a lot of people come up and tell me how happy they were that we beat the turds. 
Also never bumped into any SPUAT fans either which was really nice.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2013, 01:23:12 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 30, 2013, 11:18:05 AM
So I gotta say that I didn't get one "War Eagle" while I was over there but I did have a lot of people come up and tell me how happy they were that we beat the turds. 
Also never bumped into any SPUAT fans either which was really nice.
How's the sleep...or lack thereof?
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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2013, 01:42:54 PM »
Quote from: AWK on December 30, 2013, 01:23:12 PM
How's the sleep...or lack thereof?

Pretty good.  Woke up at 2 this morning and couldn't go back to sleep so I expect by tonight to pretty well be back on schedule.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: While you bitches are being GHEY...
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2013, 02:09:03 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 30, 2013, 01:42:54 PM
Pretty good.  Woke up at 2 this morning and couldn't go back to sleep so I expect by tonight to pretty well be back on schedule.

If needed, this will help.

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