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McTatthole? Really?
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:00:40 PM »
I spewed obnoxious laughter when that pedestrian hack was sympathy gifted the Maxwell.

He's not the best player on his team, not in the top ten in his division, not in the top 25 in his conference and not in the top 50 in the nation. 

His douche ass was honorable freaking mention all SEC.  He had no business being there and has zero business sitting at the heisman table. 

It's an absolute disgrace.  The maxwell has devalued itself to the point it should be handed out at random in Cracker Jack boxes from now on.  You, too, should win one.
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Re: McTatthole? Really?
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2013, 10:03:30 PM »
Consolation prize for you:  He had to sit through the replay of the Kick Six when Coach Gus got his National Coach of the Year Award. Sure wish the camera had panned over on him about then.
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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2013, 10:38:58 PM »
Also notice how surprised him and momma McTits were when his name was called. They didn't even expect it.
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Re: McTatthole? Really?
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2013, 11:41:28 PM »
Not to be too whiny but how did Tre Mason not win the Doak Walker? Was he up for it?
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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2013, 01:49:42 AM »
Not to be too whiny but how did Tre Mason not win the Doak Walker? Was he up for it?
Nope, he wasn't even up for it...no clue how he wasn't even a finalist. The Boston College RB is a Grade A STUD. I have no problem with him winning it.
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2013, 08:28:59 AM »
The joygasm on al.com is unseemly. 

That this idiot was named all American by some half ass selection committee over Winston just adds to the ignorance.

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Re: McTatthole? Really?
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2013, 08:34:16 AM »
The joygasm on al.com is unseemly. 

That this idiot was named all American by some half ass selection committee over Winston just adds to the ignorance.

When manziel is at full steam, when he hasn't quit - he is still the best player in football to me. He pissed away the heisman the last 3 weeks of the year. He put up nearly 700 yards on bamas D. When he's on, he's a badass. And against a quality schedule too. I'm just curious how Winston would react against some type of adversity in a game.
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2013, 09:01:47 AM »
When manziel is at full steam, when he hasn't quit - he is still the best player in football to me. He pissed away the heisman the last 3 weeks of the year. He put up nearly 700 yards on bamas D. When he's on, he's a badass. And against a quality schedule too. I'm just curious how Winston would react against some type of adversity in a game.

I hope we get to find out in about three weeks.
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Re: McTatthole? Really?
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2013, 09:15:17 AM »
I hope we get to find out in about three weeks.
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Re: McTatthole? Really?
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2013, 10:28:13 AM »
I spewed obnoxious laughter when that pedestrian hack was sympathy gifted the Maxwell.

He's not the best player on his team, not in the top ten in his division, not in the top 25 in his conference and not in the top 50 in the nation. 

His douche ass was honorable freaking mention all SEC.  He had no business being there and has zero business sitting at the heisman table. 

It's an absolute disgrace.  The maxwell has devalued itself to the point it should be handed out at random in Cracker Jack boxes from now on.  You, too, should win one.

So how does AJ, as a QB, win the player of the year award when he couldn't even win the best QB award?
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Re: McTatthole? Really?
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2013, 10:29:36 AM »
So how does AJ, as a QB, win the player of the year award when he couldn't even win the best QB award?
Not even first or second team SEC QB. Manziel & Murray were.
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Re: McTatthole? Really?
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2013, 10:38:17 AM »
So how does AJ, as a QB, win the player of the year award when he couldn't even win the best QB award?

Didn't you hear?  His daddy was in prison He had brain surgery as a kid and his uncle is a pedophile.  Have you no heart?
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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2013, 12:05:16 PM »
Kevin Scardenseki agrees wiff you


Did you watch the Home Depot College Football Awards Show on Thursday night on ESPN? Did you come away as confused as Lou Holtz and Mark May on a good day?

Try to follow this bouncing ball.

Alabama linebacker C.J. Mosley didn't win the Bednarik Award as the best defensive player in college football. Pitt defensive tackle Aaron Donald did.

Have to admit, the last time I noticed the Pitt defense, the Panthers were getting shredded by Jameis Winston and Florida State in the season opener. No doubt Donald's a very good player, but defensive tackles don't generally call defensive signals as the quarterback on that side of the ball.

As glaring as it was, the Mosley snub was nothing compared to the Walter Camp Foundation confusion. That group picks All-American teams, and it named AJ McCarron to the first team and Winston to the second team.

It also named Winston as its national player of the year.

Wait. What? Jesse Palmer is more logical.

The good news: That All-American nod makes the Alabama quarterback eligible for the College Football Hall of Fame, which is a lifetime achievement award and one that McCarron richly deserves.

McCarron also became the first Alabama player to win the Maxwell Award as the nation's most outstanding player. He earned that recognition the same week he wasn't chosen first-team or second-team All-SEC by the league's coaches but instead was named honorable mention.

It was that kind of night Thursday. Auburn's Tre Mason wasn't even a finalist for the Doak Walker Award as the nation's best running back, but he'll be in New York as one of the top six vote-getters for the Heisman Trophy. Gus Malzahn was named the Home Depot Coach of the Year as the best college coach in the country, which he certainly earned, and he said, "This is for all the high school coaches out there."

That's the kind of wild and wacky year it's been. There's no telling what the bowl season has in store.
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Re: McTatthole? Really?
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2013, 03:29:29 PM »
Something is missing from this picture.  Can't quite put my finger on it.
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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2013, 03:30:17 PM »
Something is missing from this picture.  Can't quite put my finger on it.
Looks right to me.
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« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2013, 03:40:55 PM »
Photographer: "Okay, now let's take one with just the guys from a school that still has a head coach."
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« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2013, 04:01:22 PM »
McTattoo is sucking on McTit. That would cause all kinds of problems for the media if they were to publish a pic of that.
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« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2013, 04:36:49 PM »
That Jameis Winston rape stuff is being mentioned again.  Hopefully it's too late to swing any votes over to McDouchenozzle.
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Re: McTatthole? Really?
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2013, 04:45:49 PM »
That Jameis Winston rape stuff is being mentioned again.  Hopefully it's too late to swing any votes over to McDouchenozzle.
All the votes have already been accounted for.
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Re: McTatthole? Really?
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2013, 04:50:51 PM »
I honestly didn't want any of the allegations to be true and was glad to see them drop it.  But, when you look at how this thing was "Investigated", holy shit.  Either they wanted to make sure Winston got off or these guys are the damn Keystone Cops.
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