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Pres Bush sends letter to turd kicker

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Pres Bush sends letter to turd kicker
« on: December 12, 2013, 03:22:42 PM »
I found the real letter.

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Re: Pres Bush sends letter to turd kicker
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2013, 03:31:45 PM »
He was so distraught, he tried to hang himself.  Unfortunately, he couldn't kick the chair out from under him. 

Thanks, I'll be here all week....telling recycled jokes.
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Re: Pres Bush sends letter to turd kicker
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2013, 04:37:31 PM »
You guys should not kick a guy when he's down. He couldn't do that to you.
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Re: Pres Bush sends letter to turd kicker
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2013, 04:43:55 PM »
You guys should not kick a guy when he's down. He couldn't do that to you.


Cade was seen driving a charger after the game. It kept pulling left.
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Re: Pres Bush sends letter to turd kicker
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2013, 04:49:27 PM »
I found the real letter.


I guffawed audibly.
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Re: Pres Bush sends letter to turd kicker
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2013, 04:52:54 PM »
They should have let Monica Lewinski make that last kick.


She doesn't choke on the long ones.
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Re: Pres Bush sends letter to turd kicker
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2013, 04:58:32 PM »
They should have let Monica Lewinski make that last kick.


She doesn't choke on the long ones.


From my understanding Bill's shot was wide right.
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Re: Pres Bush sends letter to turd kicker
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2013, 07:34:00 PM »

From my understanding Bill's shot was wide right.
No, it didn't have the distance. That's why it ended up on her dress instead of her tonsils.
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