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Corching Carrot Sale
« on: December 02, 2013, 03:14:03 PM »
First big move in the coaching ranks.  pinched-n-pasted-partially from espnLA

USC has hired Washington's Steve Sarkisian as its new coach, multiple sources told ESPN.

Sarkisian in 2009 took over a Washington program that had gone 0-12 the previous season, and he quickly returned the Huskies to respectability. He led Washington to a 34-29 record (24-21 Pac-12) in five seasons.

Washington is 8-4 this season and finished third in the Pac-12 North with a 5-4 conference record. Washington had three straight seven-win seasons entering this year.
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2013, 03:30:11 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2013, 03:14:03 PM
First big move in the coaching ranks.  pinched-n-pasted-partially from espnLA

USC has hired Washington's Steve Sarkisian as its new coach, multiple sources told ESPN.

Sarkisian in 2009 took over a Washington program that had gone 0-12 the previous season, and he quickly returned the Huskies to respectability. He led Washington to a 34-29 record (24-21 Pac-12) in five seasons.

Washington is 8-4 this season and finished third in the Pac-12 North with a 5-4 conference record. Washington had three straight seven-win seasons entering this year.

That's nice.  Who will be the next Pete Carroll assistant to get the job once Sark is fired after 3 years?
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2013, 04:01:49 PM »
Not head coaches but Maschump fired OC Brent Pease and O-Line Coach Tim Davis.  Definitely necessary.  Even before the numerous injuries, their O has been anemic.  Here's hoping he doesn't get someone like a Chad Morris.
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2013, 07:32:03 PM »
Ed Orgeron was apparently very unhappy about the decision, decided to resign the HC position and not coach the bowl game...maybe Washington will hire Ed Orgeron as their next HC.
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2013, 04:43:55 PM »
Bumpity bump.

Arkansas State loses their coach for about the 20th year in a row.  Any chance they'll look to Rhett Lashlee to bring Gus' offense back to town?
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2013, 05:01:48 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 11, 2013, 04:43:55 PM
Bumpity bump.

Arkansas State loses their coach for about the 20th year in a row.  Any chance they'll look to Rhett Lashlee to bring Gus' offense back to town?


I think they go back after Gus :facepalm:.
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2013, 05:05:52 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on December 11, 2013, 05:01:48 PM

I think they go back after Gus :facepalm:.

Damn it.  So Gus is going to Texas after all.
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2013, 05:26:50 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 11, 2013, 04:43:55 PM
Bumpity bump.

Arkansas State loses their coach for about the 20th year in a row.  Any chance they'll look to Rhett Lashlee to bring Gus' offense back to town?
Saw someone say they should just start having Celebrity Guest coaches from now on.

"And now...you Arkansas State Coach for 2013...Michael...J...Foooooooxxxxxx!!!!"
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2013, 05:35:35 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on December 11, 2013, 05:26:50 PM
Saw someone say they should just start having Celebrity Guest coaches from now on.

"And now...you Arkansas State Coach for 2013...Michael...J...Foooooooxxxxxx!!!!"

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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2013, 06:34:45 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on December 11, 2013, 05:26:50 PM
Saw someone say they should just start having Celebrity Guest coaches from now on.

"And now...you Arkansas State Coach for 2013...Michael...J...Foooooooxxxxxx!!!!"


Several schools of thought on this.

Have a incoming freshman coach-He at least has to stay there two years.

Before game run it like the price is right, John Smith COME ON DOWN.

Do like a raffle- Section 8 row 10 seat 4- you get to coach the 1st Qtr.

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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2013, 06:38:20 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on December 11, 2013, 05:26:50 PM
Saw someone say they should just start having Celebrity Guest coaches from now on.

"And now...you Arkansas State Coach for 2013...Michael...J...Foooooooxxxxxx!!!!"

gotta believe that they would constantly have too many people in motion
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2013, 07:06:17 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 11, 2013, 06:38:20 PM
gotta believe that they would constantly have too many people in motion

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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2013, 07:31:24 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 11, 2013, 06:38:20 PM
gotta believe that they would constantly have too many people in motion

*snickers*
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2013, 08:03:36 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 11, 2013, 06:38:20 PM
gotta believe that they would constantly have too many people in motion
Yep, you're going to hell for this one!

I laughed heartily, so I'll see you there.
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2013, 09:39:18 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 11, 2013, 06:38:20 PM
gotta believe that they would constantly have too many people in motion

Got my morning started with a hearty guffaw
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Re: Corching Carrot Sale
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2013, 10:34:50 AM »
Save me a seat in hell fellas

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