One of the funniest happenings at the game

[Pell City Tiger]

During the pregame, they brought out a "legend" from each of the SEC schools. The first one introduced was Marty Lyons, and he was loudly booed. His reaction - in full jumbotron glory - was hilarious! Pure shock and dismay.

It set the tone for the game.

The TigersX contingent represented in fine fashion. Much brown likker was consumed, opposing fans heckled, and wimmens ogled.

Thank you, Sani, for the hookup. Our undefeated streak remains intact.

Wes - you are a wildman! Section 222 will remember us forever!

"YELLOW CARD!" (The cool guys get that joke!)

[wesfau2]

Fucking great time.  Was nice to finally meet the Chief and Uncle Sani's new squeeze.  He's trying something new...this one's able to legally consent.

Marty Lyons can suck 8 kinds of dick.  I loved his reaction to the Bronx cheered he deservedly received. 

Huge thanks out to Sani for the tickets.  Primo, club-level seating at a very affordable cost: gratis.  A prince among men, that pedo friend of ours.

The Mizzou fans in our general vicinity (Sani's double-dipping Dawg girl included) were a good sort and we appreciated their Bandit-style flaunting of the "no alcohol" policy of the staff.  Burt would have been proud.  The attendant will, no shit, take your ticket and give you stub with a yellow "warning" card attached to it.  Ridiculous.

A tremendous evening with good people capped with Tiger SEC Championship is just about all I could ever ask for.  On the ride home today, the following occurred to me:

My "adult" relationships began in these years: 2004, 2010 and 2013.

Things that make you go hmmmmm.

[Come Honor Face]

January 7th, get rid of who ever you're in a relationship with now. Thanks.

[Lurking Tiger]

On the ride home today, the following occurred to me:

My "adult" relationships began in these years: 2004, 2010 and 2013.

Things that make you go hmmmmm.

Damn dude, just how many 'Elderly Gentleman Companions' have you had ?

[wesfau2]

Damn dude, just how many 'Elderly Gentleman Companions' have you had ?

Don't be jealous.  You're my favorite.

[Kaos]

Section 119. About eight rows up. Possibly the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life.

She was one of ours.

That's what I remember.

[Godfather]

Fucking great time.  Was nice to finally meet the Chief and Uncle Sani's new squeeze.  He's trying something new...this one's able to legally consent.

Gotta any nudie pictures of her?






Want some?

[Tiger Wench]

Fucking great time.  Was nice to finally meet the Chief and Uncle Sani's new squeeze.  He's trying something new...this one's able to legally consent.

I verra much like this one too.  She is kind and understanding enough to offset some of Uncle Howie's rough spots. He challenges her to think outside her comfort zone and she has found herself open to new ideas.

I think they make a great match. Very happy for them both.

[Saniflush]

Slow the hell down.

[DnATL]

I verra much like this one too.  She is kind and understanding enough to offset some of Uncle Howie's rough spots. He challenges her to think outside her comfort zone and she has found herself open to new ideas.

I think they make a great match. Very happy for them both.

So Uncle Sani talked her into the buttseks?

[AWK]

Slow the hell down.

Haha.

[Kaos]

I didn't mind the booing every time Alabama showed up on the big screen. I booed every time I saw it.

Thought it was bad form to boo Lyons in person, though.

Also thought it was terrible to include Missouri players from the 60s in the "SEC Legends" lineup. They weren't in the SEC then. Those players can be part of the Homo league Legends or something but they don't deserve to be on the SEC wall.

[Saniflush]

Thought it was bad form to boo Lyons in person, though.

Fuck Lyons and the dark pink cheating motherfuckers he played for.

[Tiger Wench]

Slow the hell down.

Geez Louise.  Didn't say you had to marry her.  Just meant I felt her to be worthy of you and approved of you keeping company with her.

And about the buttseks?  I can't know that.  There's some on here could stand to hear a little more, but I ain't one of them.

[Godfather]

Geez Louise.  Didn't say you had to marry her.  Just meant I felt her to be worthy of you and approved of you keeping company with her.

And about the buttseks?  I can't know that.  There's some on here could stand to hear a little more, but I ain't one of them.

Was she walking crooked when you met her?

[Saniflush]

Was she walking crooked when you met her?

It was more of a list to one side

[noxin]

It was more of a list to one side

Did you make the list?




....and check it twice?

[Pell City Tiger]

Fuck Lyons and the dark pink cheating motherfuckers he played for.

Seconded! Fuck him in the ass with a pineapple dick wrapped in barbed wire. I hope that every bammer that has the misfortune of being paraded out in front of 65,000 (estimated) Auburn fans is greeted with the same response.

[Pell City Tiger]

All this talk about butt sex reminds me of another funny story from Saturday. We were heading to a bar after the game to get our grub on. All 4 of us were on a bourbon high, staggering our way through the mean streets of the ATL. You all wouldn't know anything about that because you weren't there .... pussies.

As we approached the bar, Sani's woman asked, "Do you want to go in the front door or the back door?"

All 3 of us responded loudly - and in unison - like a pack of pirates, "The back door!" She caught our meaning immediately!

Maybe it was the liquor that added to the moment, but it was damn funny.

[wesfau2]

All this talk about butt sex reminds me of another funny story from Saturday. We were heading to a bar after the game to get our grub on. All 4 of us were on a bourbon high, staggering our way through the mean streets of the ATL. You all wouldn't know anything about that because you weren't there .... pussies.

As we approached the bar, Sani's woman asked, "Do you want to go in the front door or the back door?"

All 3 of us responded loudly - and in unison - like a pack of pirates, "The back door!" She caught our meaning immediately!

Maybe it was the liquor that added to the moment, but it was damn funny.

Rookie move in front of us three.  She'll learn.