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dallaswareagle

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This weekend is going to be shit.
« on: December 06, 2013, 09:10:07 AM »
Freaking Ice storm, Temps in the 20's and stuck at home (with the wife)

 
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2013, 09:14:34 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2013, 09:10:07 AM
Freaking Ice storm, Temps in the 20's and stuck at home (with the wife)

Buzz would be happy to take your place... bet he knows where the warmest spot in the house is...
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dallaswareagle

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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2013, 09:24:04 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 06, 2013, 09:14:34 AM
Buzz would be happy to take your place... bet he knows where the warmest spot in the house is...


She's like a leased car, Payments are low but you are responsible for the maintenance and up keep.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2013, 09:24:15 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 06, 2013, 09:14:34 AM
Buzz would be happy to take your place... bet he knows where the warmest spot in the house is...

And she ain't had nothin' twixt her nethers weren't run on batteries!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Tiger Wench

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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2013, 09:30:16 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on December 06, 2013, 09:24:15 AM
And she ain't had nothin' twixt her nethers weren't run on batteries!

AAAHH!  I can't know that!!
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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2013, 09:43:14 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 06, 2013, 09:30:16 AM
AAAHH!  I can't know that!!

I could stand to hear a little more.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

dallaswareagle

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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2013, 09:44:13 AM »
Quote from: CCTAU on December 06, 2013, 09:24:15 AM
And she ain't had nothin' twixt her nethers weren't run on batteries!


Stocked up yesterday so she would leave me alone.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2013, 09:45:37 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2013, 09:44:13 AM

Stocked up yesterday so she would leave me alone.

Buzz is natural gas powered.
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dallaswareagle

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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2013, 09:54:56 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 06, 2013, 09:45:37 AM
Buzz is natural gas powered.

Ahh, a green machine.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2013, 09:56:42 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on December 06, 2013, 09:45:37 AM
Buzz is natural gas powered.

Only when I've had too many beans
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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2013, 10:12:06 AM »
I'm going to be watching the game from a cabin in the Smokies.  I really wouldn't mind if it snows while we are there.
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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2013, 10:17:39 AM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on December 06, 2013, 10:12:06 AM
I'm going to be watching the game from a cabin in the Smokies.  I really wouldn't mind if it snows while we are there.


I can understand that, when I am in Colorado I want to see snow, when I am in Texas I want sun and heat.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2013, 10:38:11 AM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2013, 10:17:39 AM

I can understand that, when I am in Colorado I want to see snow, when I am in Texas I want sun and heat.

Gotcha!  This past January when I was in Ft. Bliss it snowed on us.  Snow and nothing to block the damn wind = shitty!
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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2013, 10:40:26 AM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on December 06, 2013, 10:38:11 AM
Gotcha!  This past January when I was in Ft. Bliss it snowed on us.  Snow and nothing to block the damn wind = shitty!

Prayer sent.


One of the top three shitty training American Post in the world.

Honelefels/Grafenwoehr (Only place in the world you can have dust on the ground and snow in the trees).
Ft. Polk, LA
Ft. Bliss
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Re: This weekend is going to be shoot.
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2013, 10:51:46 AM »
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Re: This weekend is going to be shoot.
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2013, 11:29:36 AM »
Quote from: AU_Tiger_2000 on December 06, 2013, 10:51:46 AM


They showed news reports last night of people at the wal-marks hoarding the bread (and only in Texas) the steaks. :facepalm:
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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2013, 11:44:43 AM »
I see many shitty movies in my future today. Tomorrow I have football.

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2013, 11:51:17 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 06, 2013, 09:43:14 AM
I could stand to hear a little more.

A lot more if we're being completely honest.
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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2013, 12:17:41 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on December 06, 2013, 11:51:17 AM
A lot more if we're being completely honest.

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Re: This weekend is going to be shit.
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2013, 01:16:33 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2013, 10:40:26 AM
Prayer sent.


One of the top three shitty training American Post in the world.

Honelefels/Grafenwoehr (Only place in the world you can have dust on the ground and snow in the trees).
Ft. Polk, LA
Ft. Bliss
You can add Great Lakes in February to that list.
Also according to my jarhead family & friends you can add Parris Island
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