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Bigfoot found in North Georgia mountains...

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Saniflush

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Re: Bigfoot found in North Georgia mountains...
« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2008, 03:05:16 PM »
Well it's just like Cindi Lauper said, girls just wanna have fun.

Thrilla is just one of the girls.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Bigfoot found in North Georgia mountains...
« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2008, 04:00:51 PM »
Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfucin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus! With my chilrren? The bitch can't talk. She can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She cannot walk steps! I'll bet she climbs the fuck outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? And your motherfuckin' chilrren? They're Bigfeet, too. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherfuckers is 6 years old and have afros 17 inches long. They're little hairy motherfuckers, just like their mother.

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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

Thrilla

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Re: Bigfoot found in North Georgia mountains...
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2008, 05:16:50 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on August 20, 2008, 03:00:43 PM
Actually, I think that just makes you "one of the guys" over there.  I mean, you're all after the same thing. 





I'm proud that you've kept pictures of the ex-wives on your computer.  That way you can never forget them.  Is that last one the one that got you started on your cigar kick?
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GarMan

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Re: Bigfoot found in North Georgia mountains...
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2008, 05:43:21 PM »
Those last two are classics.  They really belong in Tarheel's "biker chick" thread.  Actually, I think he and Sani spent some time with them this past weekend.  They're such players...
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

Tiger Wench

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Re: Bigfoot found in North Georgia mountains...
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2008, 08:52:44 PM »
The cigar chick scares the hell out of me... :blink:
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GarMan

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Re: Bigfoot found in North Georgia mountains...
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2008, 10:25:13 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 20, 2008, 08:52:44 PM
The cigar chick scares the hell out of me... :blink:

Yeah, but she can work a stripper pole like nobody else...  Really...  NOBODY!   :puke:
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Bigfoot found in North Georgia mountains...
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2008, 10:38:05 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on August 20, 2008, 04:00:51 PM
Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfucin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot in my home, Gus! With my chilrren? The bitch can't talk. She can't walk a flight of steps! She's not trained well, Gus! She cannot walk steps! I'll bet she climbs the fuck outta trees, though, don't she, Gus? And your motherfuckin' chilrren? They're Bigfeet, too. They're half-Bigfoot, Gus, 'cause the motherfuckers is 6 years old and have afros 17 inches long. They're little hairy motherfuckers, just like their mother.



Goonie Goo Goo   ... What da fuck does Goonie Goo Goo mean, Gus!?
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