caption this...

[AUChizad]

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

You say I'm funny again, and Vinnie here is gonna beat you within an inch of your life and bury you alive in a shallow grave in a cornfield.

(Scorsese movie crossover intentional)

[AUTiger1]

Now caption this:

"Who is the blonde standing in front of the tunnel and are there any closeups of her available?"

[The Prowler]

Now caption this:

"Has anyone told you that you look like that Mucinex mucus blob guy?"

[Pell City Tiger]

Now caption this:

Bill Beliema called. He needs his stomach back.

[Godfather]

Now caption this:

Then with 32 seconds left I'm gonna have Marshall fake like he's gonna run it and throw for the tying score.

Oh you think that's funny fat man, wait till you hear what I'm gonna do next!!