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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #120 on: December 04, 2013, 03:48:53 PM »
Well looking back now, obviously, I believe we would be undefeated with Petrino.
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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #121 on: December 04, 2013, 03:51:40 PM »
Now we can all have us a big crack party. GF, you bringing the party favorites?


Hey that was another thread.
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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #122 on: December 04, 2013, 03:56:00 PM »
Well looking back now, obviously, I believe we would be undefeated with Petrino.


And more female interns would have been fucked.
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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #123 on: December 04, 2013, 04:03:14 PM »
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« Reply #124 on: December 04, 2013, 04:55:37 PM »
For what it's worth, I have already fessed up to being more wrong about this than I have ever been about anything. Especially the Jacobs part. I've 180'ed on that.
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« Reply #125 on: December 04, 2013, 10:11:31 PM »
I'm just glad Gus was able to overcome his demons so we could win again.
 
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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #126 on: December 05, 2013, 04:55:15 PM »
We weren't the only ones fooled.

http://capstonereport.com/2012/12/04/christmas-comes-early-for-tide-fans-as-auburn-hires-gus-malzahn/18397/

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On December 4, 2012, the Auburn University football program made a statement, but nobody is sure what it is.

It could be “We don’t have a clue what we’re doing.”

Or it could be “We want a head coach that we can control.”

Or it could be “We asked everybody and literally everybody but one candidate turned us down.”

Whatever the statement may be, Auburn football spoke loud and clear on this day in history, screaming that it is content to stay exactly where it is.

For you see, after firing the only coach to lead the Auburn Tigers to a national title since before the Kennedy administration, Auburn replaced their axed coach with, well, Gene Chizik part two.

The author of the Dipsy-Doo, Trickeroo Offense© is back in town.

Yes that’s right! The head man who was trolling high school sidelines just a handful of years ago, with only one year of head coaching experience…if you call Arkansas State college head coaching experience…is now the head coach in Lee County.

Let me repeat…the husband of Krazy Kristi is back!!!

The creator of sissy football, where we try to trick you rather than line up and play man football to beat you, is back!

And the recipient of this barb from Alabama strength and conditioning coach Scott Cochran…

…is back!

Tide fans everywhere sat on pins and needles for a few hours as it was unknown if the Tide defensive coodinator Kirby Smart would be offered and/or accept the job. Losing Smart would “smart” just a bit, though it’s hard to imagine true angst over any new head Auhbuhn man with Alabama head coach Nick Saban still at the helm.

But a Smart departure for the Plains would have served more of an in-your-face than a “here-we-come” statement.

Instead, Tide fans are celebrating Christmas early as the baboons in Lee County continue their cultish, fambly ways.

The only time Malzahn’s offense succeeded against Nick Saban’s defense was when he had a once-in-a-lifetime, lightening-in-a-bottle, freak of nature quarterback under center. And that was an improbable, narrow one point win. Luckily for Malzahn, Cam Newtons come along every year. Oh wait….

And the other times?

26-21 and 42-14.

Saban said in his first press conference in Tuscaloosa “We have an opponent in this state that we work 365 days a year to dominate.”

Looks like that job just got a little easier.


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Re: It's Malzahn
« Reply #127 on: December 05, 2013, 06:54:25 PM »
Saban said in his first press conference in Tuscaloosa “We have an opponent in this state that we work 365 days a year to dominate.”


Well, they have another 360 days to work on that.
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« Reply #128 on: December 05, 2013, 08:17:25 PM »
I'm surprised that I didn't post in this thread...might've been because I was "meh" on the coaching search. Yeah, I wanted Coach Petrino, but after thinking about the Malzahn hire, I realized that all of his players were still here, we wouldn't have to start all over from a Xs & Os standpoint. Then, when he brought in Johnson, Garner, Horton, Smith, Harbison & Craig and a new strength and conditioning coach...I was all aboard and ready to roll.
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« Reply #129 on: December 06, 2013, 05:45:43 AM »
I'm surprised that I didn't post in this thread...might've been because I was "meh" on the coaching search. Yeah, I wanted Coach Petrino, but after thinking about the Malzahn hire, I realized that all of his players were still here, we wouldn't have to start all over from a Xs & Os standpoint. Then, when he brought in Johnson, Garner, Horton, Smith, Harbison & Craig and a new strength and conditioning coach...I was all aboard and ready to roll.
That's right. Given the limited info leading to 0-8, I don't think but a few could say they wanted anyone connected to the previous staff. Petrino is a good offensive coach but in totality the magnitude of this turnaround is staggering, especially when you consider every phase of the program this has affected and how the future has been impacted by it.


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« Reply #130 on: December 06, 2013, 10:34:07 AM »
I haz yall on my prayer list. The last bunch was from Texas and they had an ill fated rendezvous with a comet.
No matter where you go to school, remember yall are Bammers, too. Love yall. Especially the ones who made teh Hillbilly remarks. Eat it.
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« Reply #131 on: December 06, 2013, 10:44:53 AM »
Quote from: Boartitz
I haz yall on my prayer list. The last bunch was from Texas and they had an ill fated rendezvous with a comet.
No matter where you go to school, remember yall are Bammers, too. Love yall. Especially the ones who made teh Hillbilly remarks. Eat it.


It's like Boartitz writes it, I quote it, and you quote it again!
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