The Mind of A Turd: Uncensored

[dallaswareagle]

What is even stranger about that story is the woman that was shot was not even talking about bammer.

That is prolly why she was shot.

[Buzz Killington]

What is even stranger about that story is the woman that was shot was not even talking about bammer.

This was a baby mama fight

[The Prowler]

[oldautiger]

That is totally FUCKING great

[HSVBeerNerd]

I work with a guy that lied on his resume about getting a 4 year MIS degree from Calhoun Community College (ahem.. they only have associates), is an avid Bama fan, grew up in Texas, has never been to a game (is this starting to sound familiar yet??), and said 2 weeks ago "I have no respect for Auburn they can't win a game without luck they're garbage."

This morning he apparently told a supervisor "I can't handle him coming in here, please cancel the weekly meeting because I don't want to see him." Him being me of course..

U mad bro??? Meanwhile mostly everyone in the office came up to me and said "wow I bet you're happy" or "man that was a hell of a game." Is it bad if I get a weird boner from not saying a single word to a single bammer, yet their COMPLETE silence all day and seeing their avoidance is the greatest shit ever??

[The Prowler]

I work with a guy that lied on his resume about getting a 4 year MIS degree from Calhoun Community College (ahem.. they only have associates), is an avid Bama fan, grew up in Texas, has never been to a game (is this starting to sound familiar yet??), and said 2 weeks ago "I have no respect for Auburn they can't win a game without luck they're garbage."

This morning he apparently told a supervisor "I can't handle him coming in here, please cancel the weekly meeting because I don't want to see him." Him being me of course..

U mad bro??? Meanwhile mostly everyone in the office came up to me and said "wow I bet you're happy" or "man that was a hell of a game." Is it bad if I get a weird boner from not saying a single word to a single bammer, yet their COMPLETE silence all day and seeing their avoidance is the greatest shit ever??

Yes, I love, love, LOVE the silence.

[Saniflush]

I work with a guy that lied on his resume about getting a 4 year MIS degree from Calhoun Community College (ahem.. they only have associates), is an avid Bama fan, grew up in Texas, has never been to a game (is this starting to sound familiar yet??), and said 2 weeks ago "I have no respect for Auburn they can't win a game without luck they're garbage."

This morning he apparently told a supervisor "I can't handle him coming in here, please cancel the weekly meeting because I don't want to see him." Him being me of course..

U mad bro??? Meanwhile mostly everyone in the office came up to me and said "wow I bet you're happy" or "man that was a hell of a game." Is it bad if I get a weird boner from not saying a single word to a single bammer, yet their COMPLETE silence all day and seeing their avoidance is the greatest shit ever??

The real question is why is he still employed there after lying on his resume?

[Jumbo]

Slow Clap for Token....

[HSVBeerNerd]

The real question is why is he still employed there after lying on his resume?

That's what I want to know, and I brought it up after pulling the resume on Indeed. Apparently "years of experience" or some crap. You see some sketchy shit in DoD contracting..

[IndyKMB]

The butt faces say he is Kentucky Wildcat fan.

He is.

Saw his videos after Indiana knocked off #1 UK in December of 2011.  Classic stuff.

My guess is he's a:
Bama FB fan
UK basketball fan
UCONN WCBB fan
St. Louis Cardinals Baseball Fan
Patriots FB Fan
...etc.

[bottomfeeder]

Is it bad if I get a weird boner from not saying a single word to a single bammer, yet their COMPLETE silence all day and seeing their avoidance is the greatest shit ever??

It's bad if you don't get a weird boner. I have had a boner since the morning of November 30, 2013.

[bottomfeeder]

http://www.ajc.com/news/ap/crime/da-to-consider-charges-in-iron-bowl-party-shooting/nb8jF/

"She said we weren't real Alabama fans because it didn't bother us that they lost. And then she started shooting," Shepherd told The Associated Press.

Coker said alcohol might have been involved, but investigators are awaiting the results of toxicology tests to make a determination.

Shepherd said Briskey drank multiple shots of liquor during the game and "went crazy" when she heard people joking after 'Bama lost.

"It was over a football game," said Shepherd. "I'm never going to forget it because she died in my arms."

[AUChizad]

http://www.ajc.com/news/ap/crime/da-to-consider-charges-in-iron-bowl-party-shooting/nb8jF/

Lolz at the picture. Where'd that come from?

[Tiger Wench]

I was watching all the Get Fired Up videos Friday night and saw the other reverse Rammer Jammers, especially 2010.  Replayed them a few times.  Was thinking about how awesome it would be if we got to do that again Saturday night.  Had that in the back of my mind all day Saturday.  First thing I thought of after the win.

SO HAPPY that got posted - I think the reality of it, the awesome visual of navy blue contrasting with the orange shakers, with thousands screaming GO TO HELL ALABAMA!! was even better than I imagined it would be.  Ranks right up there with 2010.

[noxin]

thousands screaming GO TO HELL ALABAMA!!

Unfortunately, this doesn't sting them as much as we hope, because hell is actually an upgrade over Tuscaloosa.

[bottomfeeder]

Lolz at the picture. Where'd that come from?

The trophy photo I uploaded came from a butt faces group I haunt.

[The Prowler]

I was watching all the Get Fired Up videos Friday night and saw the other reverse Rammer Jammers, especially 2010.  Replayed them a few times.  Was thinking about how awesome it would be if we got to do that again Saturday night.  Had that in the back of my mind all day Saturday.  First thing I thought of after the win.

SO HAPPY that got posted - I think the reality of it, the awesome visual of navy blue contrasting with the orange shakers, with thousands screaming GO TO HELL ALABAMA!! was even better than I imagined it would be.  Ranks right up there with 2010.

You and me both.

[dallaswareagle]

http://www.ajc.com/news/ap/crime/da-to-consider-charges-in-iron-bowl-party-shooting/nb8jF/

Lets give her a little credit, at least she killed up there and did not travel to auburn.