Yeah but he and the gas station clerk had a laugh at your expense. Conversation went something like this:
"Did that guy just leave without taking his stuff?" the Bama fan asked.
"He left his wallet in the truck. Went to go get it," the gas station clerk Bama fan said.
"Oh, well that's your typical barner. Here just let me take care of it. We have to take care of little brother, you know," the Bama fan said.
"Oh I know. Think I could piss in his drink without him realizing we opened it?" the gas station clerk Bama fan said.
"Probably not."
"Damn."