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Random Bama contact 11/29

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Random Bama contact 11/29
« on: November 29, 2013, 04:08:27 PM »
Good with the bad, right?

Wearing AU gear as usual. At convenience store get chips and drink. Realize wallet is in truck. Let bama fan behind me go ahead while I go outside to get it.

Come back in to pay.  He's gone but paid for my stuff. Clerk says he said happy holidays and good luck.

Assclown...
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Re: Random Bama contact 11/29
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2013, 05:01:01 PM »
Good with the bad, right?

Wearing AU gear as usual. At convenience store get chips and drink. Realize wallet is in truck. Let bama fan behind me go ahead while I go outside to get it.

Come back in to pay.  He's gone but paid for my stuff. Clerk says he said happy holidays and good luck.

Assclown...
I find this hard to believe, an assclown bamah fan committing a random act of kindness to one of us.  Boggles the mind.
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Re: Random Bama contact 11/29
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2013, 07:59:20 PM »
Good with the bad, right?

Wearing AU gear as usual. At convenience store get chips and drink. Realize wallet is in truck. Let bama fan behind me go ahead while I go outside to get it.

Come back in to pay.  He's gone but paid for my stuff. Clerk says he said happy holidays and good luck.

Assclown...
Oh "great", you just allowed this Bam put the kabash on Auburn. What were you thinking? And just how do you plan on reversing this curse?
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Re: Random Bama contact 11/29
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2013, 08:41:05 PM »
You need to find his ass.
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Re: Random Bama contact 11/29
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2013, 09:20:30 PM »
The shit the updyke nation does far outweighs any good karma that the .0000000000001/1000% portion of their fanbase ever does. Kinda like Schindler's list. One person's willingness to have a soul does not change the fact that Nazi are the 2nd lowest forms of life to ever exist behind the updykes. Just yesterday I had one on twitter tell me he hopes someone shoots me in the head and he might for fun. This of course is after I took offense to him quoting Satan's Himmler talking about the oaks. All I did was remind him that just like Toomer's Oaks, da bahr, is also dead. The only difference is I can still drive over to the cemetery and take a giant shit on da bahr's grave. Next thing you know the gump escalates to threatening gun violence. Fuckin bammers. Gonna get that pissed over someone he never even met that died 30 years ago. Hell atleast I actually rolled Toomer's Oaks.
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Re: Random Bama contact 11/29
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2013, 09:26:21 PM »
Yeah but he and the gas station clerk had a laugh at your expense.  Conversation went something like this:

"Did that guy just leave without taking his stuff?" the Bama fan asked.
"He left his wallet in the truck.  Went to go get it," the gas station clerk Bama fan said.
"Oh, well that's your typical barner.  Here just let me take care of it.  We have to take care of little brother, you know," the Bama fan said.
"Oh I know.  Think I could piss in his drink without him realizing we opened it?" the gas station clerk Bama fan said.
"Probably not."
"Damn."
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Re: Random Bama contact 11/29
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2013, 09:53:45 PM »
Yeah, but...
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Re: Random Bama contact 11/29
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2013, 10:46:35 PM »
A truck adorned in bama paraphernalia was parked at the front of the south college street Walmart on black Friday blaring their fight song over and over. Asshats. About 20 of them were lined up taking pictures of it as if it were made of gold or something. Idiots.
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Re: Random Bama contact 11/29
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2013, 10:51:55 PM »
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Re: Random Bama contact 11/29
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2013, 10:55:57 PM »
And right on time the bammers are turning on their own. They are so predictable.

http://collegespun.com/sec/alabama-sec/alabama-kicker-cade-foster-is-getting-threatened-and-harassed-on-twitter-after-missing-3-field-goals
It figures this would happen.......really classy fans
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Re: Random Bama contact 11/29
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2013, 10:57:12 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Random Bama contact 11/29
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2013, 11:22:23 PM »
http://m.myfoxal.com/#!/newsDetail/24104037


I hate Alabama fans.

Damnit, can't post a link on this stupid phone. Story is, 30 year old lady shot to death at iron bowl party in Hoover. Fucking pathetic.
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Re: Random Bama contact 11/29
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2013, 11:30:44 PM »
http://m.myfoxal.com/#!/newsDetail/24104037


I hate Alabama fans.

Damnit, can't post a link on this stupid phone. Story is, 30 year old lady shot to death at iron bowl party in Hoover. Fucking pathetic.

that sucks
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."