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Quotes/Letters that I like

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« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2013, 01:45:39 AM »
I've got to ask you about 'The Penis Mightier'.

I garfunkled your mother.

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold. One's a sick duck... I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

Suck it, Trebek.


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« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2013, 09:55:47 AM »
"These are my Daddies seats quit acting like an asshole"

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« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2013, 07:27:17 AM »
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”

and

“I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”

and

“I don’t lose any sleep at night over the potential for failure. I cannot even spell the word.”

-- Mad Dog Mattis
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« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2013, 12:48:25 PM »
"Let me give you my vision: A man’s right to work as he will, to spend what he earns, to own property, to have the state as servant and not as master.”

“If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing."

“We want a society where people are free to make choices, to make mistakes, to be generous and compassionate. This is what we mean by a moral society; not a society where the state is responsible for everything, and no one is responsible for the state.”

"I owe nothing to Women's Lib."

“Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren’t.”

                                                                        ~~~ Baroness Margaret Thatcher

She was everything this daughter of the Eighties ever wanted to be.  My first true role model. Meeting her was one of the greatest moments of my life.  She and Reagan were the last of the great statesmen.

What an honor. I would have loved to have met her. I have no idea how she walked around...with balls that big!

The sad part is, her own people were such pathetic wusses that they did not recognize her greatness until later.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.