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« Last Edit: November 18, 2013, 12:56:46 PM by Saniflush »
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Re: Iron Bowl
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2013, 12:56:38 PM »
230 CBS kick off.

Verne and Gary again.  Thank gawd I'll be at the game and won't have to listen to them. 
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Re: Iron Bowl
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2013, 12:58:36 PM »
Verne and Gary  :facepalm: I'll deal with the Rod/Stan delay. Can't listen to the CBS twins call that game.
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Re: Iron Bowl
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2013, 01:10:47 PM »
Here's the thing with V & G.  I've never minded Gary so much.  He's very straightforward in his analysis.  He's toned it down a bit over the years but used to be almost brutal.  Verne has got the voice for it but what used to piss me off so bad was he couldn't get anything right.  Mispronounce names.  Wrong down and distance.  Almost blatantly obvious he didn't do any research on the teams he was calling. 

Then the soulja boi deal with them dancing.  And Saturday night?  "Oh noooooo....."  Frick him in da' mouf.  Hard!!!  Watched the replay last night and heard that call.  My jaw dropped.  The Georgia announcers weren't even that biased in their call.  Now, they get to do another Iron Bowl?  I'd rather be on ESPN 2. 
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Re: Iron Bowl
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2013, 01:13:20 PM »
Is this for sure? 

I thought they wouldn't pick until next Sunday.  Obliviously, why wouldn't they pick the game.  Also, heard/read where ESPN was making a push to pay some serious cash to make this their prime time game of the week. 
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Re: Iron Bowl
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2013, 01:29:26 PM »
As much as I hate Verne (and the Oh No pretty much burned the last splinter of the bridge, fuck him hard), I wanted 2:30, as I will be on a plane to Aberdeen, Scotland at 8:30 that night.  The 6:30/6:45 ESPN kick would have killed me.
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« Reply #6 on: November 18, 2013, 01:35:30 PM »
As much as I hate Verne (and the Oh No pretty much burned the last splinter of the bridge, fuck him hard), I wanted 2:30, as I will be on a plane to Aberdeen, Scotland at 8:30 that night.  The 6:30/6:45 ESPN kick would have killed me.

Yeah, I don't mind the 2:30 start and again, I won't have to listen to them anyway.  The bad thing is not having enough time to do the whole tailgating thing properly and soak it all in, especially with a game of this magnitude.  The good thing is the 2 1/2 hour drive home that wouldn't be completed until 1:00 a.m. if the game started at 6:00. Got back to the house at 10:00 Saturday night. Much mo' bettah.
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« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2013, 01:41:47 PM »
Yeah, I don't mind the 2:30 start and again, I won't have to listen to them anyway.  The bad thing is not having enough time to do the whole tailgating thing properly and soak it all in, especially with a game of this magnitude.  The good thing is the 2 1/2 hour drive home that wouldn't be completed until 1:00 a.m. if the game started at 6:00. Got back to the house at 10:00 Saturday night. Much mo' bettah.

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Re: Iron Bowl
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2013, 02:04:57 PM »
As much as I hate Verne (and the Oh No pretty much burned the last splinter of the bridge, fuck him hard), I wanted 2:30, as I will be on a plane to Aberdeen, Scotland at 8:30 that night.  The 6:30/6:45 ESPN kick would have killed me.

Think of me whilst having haggis with neep and tatties please.
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Re: Iron Bowl
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2013, 02:05:31 PM »
Think of me whilst having haggis with neep and tatties please.

Not even with a gun to my head.
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« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2013, 02:10:02 PM »
Not even with a gun to my head.

Will settle for neep and tatties then.   Haggis....yummm.
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

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Re: Iron Bowl
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2013, 02:21:44 PM »
Will settle for neep and tatties then.   Haggis....yummm.

You're a sick, sick man. 
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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2013, 02:22:34 PM »
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Re: Iron Bowl
« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2013, 02:24:58 PM »
You're a sick, sick man.

What?  You probably don't like black pudding either?


I ate both of those about 10 to 12 years ago without know what they were.  Once I found out I was "hmmm, that was actually pretty good."  I have only had one chance to get back to England and Scotland since and made it a point to have a healthy portion of each.  They were still as good as I first remembered. 
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Re: Iron Bowl
« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2013, 02:40:27 PM »
What?  You probably don't like black pudding either?

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. 

I ate both of those about 10 to 12 years ago without know what they were.  Once I found out I was "hmmm, that was actually pretty good."  I have only had one chance to get back to England and Scotland since and made it a point to have a healthy portion of each.  They were still as good as I first remembered.

You must have been roofied.  No way is that a good memory.
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« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2013, 02:58:26 PM »
If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. 

You must have been roofied.  No way is that a good memory.

He woke up the next day with a sore anus.
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Re: Iron Bowl
« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2013, 03:00:15 PM »
He woke up the next day with a sore anus.

So VV was with him?
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Re: Iron Bowl
« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2013, 03:03:35 PM »
So VV was with him?

Nope = but I understand black pudding can have the same effect on the body.
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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2013, 03:05:23 PM »
Nope = but I understand black pudding can have the same effect on the body.

Sorry but I'm with the wench on this one. Shit is nasty. I don't care how Scottish I am. I'll never like the shit.
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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2013, 03:14:37 PM »
Sorry but I'm with the wench on this one. Shit is nasty. I don't care how Scottish I am. I'll never like the shit.

Black pudding, blood pudding, haggis, anything of British(UK) origin (excluding breakfast). Shit is all nasty.


The best food in the UK comes from any other country.
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