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Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double

Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double
« on: November 04, 2013, 03:44:30 PM »
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Re: Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2013, 04:03:16 PM »
Was this Akron's off week?
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Re: Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2013, 04:06:39 PM »
Dude was truly a dead ringer for uncle sani.
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Re: Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2013, 04:09:39 PM »
Dude was truly a dead ringer for uncle sani.

Except I bet he wasn't sporting Papa Bert.

Fuck da imitators.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2013, 04:27:13 PM »
Except I bet he wasn't sporting Papa Bert.

Fuck da imitators.

Fine point.

There was only one Papa Bert in DWRRS.  The students next to me were in appropriate awe.
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Re: Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2013, 05:09:05 PM »
Except I bet he wasn't sporting Papa Bert.

Fuck da imitators.
There can be only one!
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Re: Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2013, 02:59:35 PM »
Looks more like Wes than Sani.


... The students next to me were in appropriate awe.

And the Skanks.
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Re: Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2013, 04:01:25 PM »
Looks more like Wes than Sani.

That was Wes? God-damn I thought someone ate Wes.
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Re: Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2013, 04:08:25 PM »
That was Wes? God-damn I thought someone ate Wes.

I heard a fat girl at the concession stand did.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2013, 04:26:13 PM »
I heard a fat girl at the concession stand did.

she had to
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Re: Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2013, 04:32:05 PM »
I heard a fat girl at the concession stand did.
She knows her way around a hot dog...or wiener as some call it.
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Re: Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2013, 06:10:41 PM »
Was this Akron's off week?

Ok. This is funny.
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Re: Sani couldn't make it to the game so we hired a stunt double
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2013, 01:24:24 AM »


Except I bet he wasn't sporting Papa Bert.

fudge da imitators.



Missed you coming to the Treefort, Chingalita.  Don't feel bad because you weren't the only one that didn't actually visit.  I had to go looking for your comrades.  Found them hanging out with some whore that had sold them a bed for half a carton of Parliaments.  Whore had a couple of spy cameras in their bedroom.  Fucker posted the video on YouTube...





What I did figure out from your absence is that you are the ring-leader of the bunch.  They didn't want to participate in any of the shenanigans that y'all did 2 years ago.  I know it's not because they've gotten smarter, so it has to be you not being there.

That and maybe Rollo not being there.  Shit like that needs to be overseen by a Cardiologist.





That was Wes? God-damn I thought someone ate Wes.



I don't know if she worked in a concession stand or not.  To me, she looked more like an Opera singer.  Either way, she Og-damned tried to eat him.  I told Wes he needed to go to Wal-marks, get some Betadine, and scrub every place that she touched with the open wound she referred to as her mouth.



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