Roll Damn Tide

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http://deadspin.com/teacher-accused-of-being-high-on-heroin-in-the-classroo-1456543191

A Pittsburgh-area high school teacher who police say confessed to arriving at school high on heroin and passing out in class had only two words for comment-seeking media members today: "Roll Tide."

26-year-old Chris Chiappetta waived a preliminary hearing on charges of drug possession, public drunkenness, and disorderly conduct in a Pittsburgh courtroom Thursday. Cops say they found Chiappetta passed out at his desk during an art class two weeks ago. The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette says he'll likely receive probation after going through rehab.

(Also, his name is Chiappetta, which makes us wonder if he'll grow green hair if we water him regularly.)

[Snaggletiger]

Do you guys know how to download videos to Youtube?

[chityeah]

Just picked up the best video game ever! Pit Fall for coleco vision..

[Buzz Killington]

Ch-ch-ch-ch-chiapetta

[WiregrassTiger]

If I ever get hauled away on video, I think I'll give a big Rowh Tide to the cameras too. But, I'll be crying. Unless I'm still high on heroin. Like now.