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Happy birthday
« on: October 31, 2013, 08:54:44 AM »
Chad. 

You should be looking forward to some birthday nookie and possibly bj since you are married.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2013, 09:24:15 AM »
Boo.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2013, 09:24:58 AM »
BJ's?  After marriage?    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Happy Happy fricker.   :thumsup:
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2013, 09:42:09 AM »
BJ's?  After marriage?    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Happy Happy fricker.   :thumsup:
One can dream. I put it on my amazon wish list.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2013, 09:54:19 AM »
Amazon will ship you this.


Happy Birthday Chadskins!!!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2013, 10:02:55 AM »
Happy birthday yo
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2013, 10:26:33 AM »
I contacted the Saints and put a bounty out on your asshole.  Choo choo!


Happy birthday!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2013, 10:36:18 AM »
Go have a twitter battle and get your blood pressure spiked to celebrate.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2013, 11:56:03 AM »
Happy Birthday Fucker!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2013, 11:57:54 AM »
Happy "Only Nine Years til 40" Day, honey bunch.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2013, 12:29:07 PM »
Happy birthday. Kinda selfish of you to be born on Halloween though. You had to make the day all about you instead of trick-or-treating. I bet your siblings love your for that.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2013, 12:40:17 PM »
Happy birthday. Kinda selfish of you to be born on Halloween though. You had to make the day all about you instead of trick-or-treating. I bet your siblings love your for that.
Eh cut the guy some slack his brother got all the looks and the talent.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2013, 12:46:00 PM »
Eh cut the guy some slack his brother got all the looks and the talent.

Don't forget the charming personality.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2013, 12:52:13 PM »
You all know my motto, it's better to give than to receive. And, who knows, you may get something in return. Happy Fucking Birthday. Oh yea, little Nicky says HB too.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2013, 12:53:23 PM »
Don't forget the charming personality.

and the alpha genitalia.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2013, 12:53:42 PM »
You all know my motto, it's better to give than to receive. And, who knows, you may get something in return. Happy Fucking Birthday. Oh yea, little Nicky says HB too.
This got me so hard...
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2013, 01:07:28 PM »
#happybirthday
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2013, 01:20:55 PM »
Remember those old people we used to talk about?  Yeah, that's you now.  Happy Birthdays and such.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2013, 01:51:56 PM »
Happy "Only Nine Years til 40" Day, honey bunch.

If I remember correctly, didn't we all celebrate chads 30th last year together? In drunken fashion of course. But was that for chads bday or to not remember the beat down that was coming?
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2013, 02:22:47 PM »
Dick Costolo told me to tell you Happy Birthday.
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