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Carl Pelini resigns
« on: October 30, 2013, 03:44:33 PM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2013, 03:47:47 PM »
Our thuggary stretches far and wide.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2013, 03:48:18 PM »
Tulane is 6-2 overall and 4-0 in conference?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2013, 03:48:24 PM »
Fuck him. And his brother. Just about the most over rated coach in D1.
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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2013, 03:51:47 PM »
Quote from: Lurking Tiger on October 30, 2013, 03:48:24 PM
Fuck him. And his brother. Just about the most over rated coach in D1.

Close.  But I was thinking


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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2013, 03:55:00 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 30, 2013, 03:51:47 PM
Close.  But I was thinking




Daaammmn that is hot.




He must workout.
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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2013, 04:00:10 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 30, 2013, 03:51:47 PM
Close.  But I was thinking



Douche either has a 11 inch penus or is an Oriental Lickmaster.

No other way this gets that. Not even cash money.

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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2013, 04:07:02 PM »
Quote from: Lurking Tiger on October 30, 2013, 04:00:10 PM
Douche either has a 11 inch penus or is an Oriental Lickmaster.

No other way this gets that. Not even cash money.

See, this is the first thought whenever you see a guy that way over-married.  My question is why would a smoking hot thing like that ever want to put herself in a position to find out?  He had to get drunk and whip it out at a party one night and she took notice.   
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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2013, 04:14:56 PM »
I think she's hot, but then I see this in my mind.  And it sorta creeps me out. 
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If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2013, 04:16:22 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 30, 2013, 03:51:47 PM
Close.  But I was thinking


What the fuck is that gang sign they are throwing? 

and the other Pelini will be joining his brother on the unemployment line after this season.
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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2013, 04:31:46 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 30, 2013, 04:16:22 PM
What the fuck is that gang sign they are throwing? 

I had the same thought...
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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2013, 04:33:08 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 30, 2013, 04:07:02 PM
See, this is the first thought whenever you see a guy that way over-married.  My question is why would a smoking hot thing like that ever want to put herself in a position to find out?  He had to get drunk and whip it out at a party one night and she took notice.
MFers stealing my moves.
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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2013, 04:33:53 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 30, 2013, 04:31:46 PM
I had the same thought...
When I was looking for her pic for the mojo thread they do it in like every picture....or at least she does.
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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2013, 04:34:23 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 30, 2013, 04:33:53 PM
When I was looking for her pic for the mojo thread they do it in like every picture....or at least she does.

She's probably skilled at using her fingers.  No way does he satisfy her.
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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2013, 04:35:10 PM »
Quote from: AUownsU on October 30, 2013, 04:33:08 PM
MFers stealing my moves.
Yes... but winning the bet for the smallest penis shouldn't be bragged about.
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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2013, 04:36:02 PM »
I'll bet her little man in the boat is just cute as a button.
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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2013, 04:36:15 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 30, 2013, 04:34:23 PM
She's probably skilled at using her fingers.  No way does he satisfy her.
Maybe she is trying to show him where to put his dick.
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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2013, 04:37:06 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 30, 2013, 04:36:02 PM
I'll bet her little man in the boat is just cute as a button.
Rubbin the nubbin
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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2013, 04:38:25 PM »
Sad to see such a brilliant football mind walk away from the game

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Re: Carl Pelini resigns
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2013, 04:38:29 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 30, 2013, 04:36:02 PM
I'll bet her little man in the boat is just cute as a button.

I'm guessing that little man is in a huge dinghy
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