Arkansas coach quickly becoming the whiningest bitch in CFB

Kaos · « **on:** October 28, 2013, 01:31:30 PM »

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2013/10/live_updates_arkansas_coach_br.html#incart_more_sports

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*** Arkansas has contacted SEC office due to game tape issues. He says "TV copy" doesn't match "film copy." Bielema says Arkansas has known about it for about a week and a half.

*** Bielema says a swinging gate formation was on TV copy but was not on copy of Auburn tape. "I'm sure it's a glitch. I know Gus stands for everything that's right."

*** Bielema on his tweet last night concerning offensive linemen not developing properly into NFL players in spread offense: "That's more of a recruiting base thing. If we were playing us this week, I would have tweeted. It was more recruiting driven."

The tweet:
Bret Bielema â€@BretBielema 17h
â€œ@ChrisHauserJr: Spread Offense not fitting into NFL
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/14129204/spread-the-blame-when-examining-bad-oline-play â€¦â€

Things to keep pushing as we move forward here at UA. #WPS
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Clearly shows his inability to understand what he's seeing. No, it doesn't work in the NFL. The Patriots never won a Super Bowl.

This guy is a fat headed moron.

I hope we beat his paunchy whiny bitch eyes shut.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 28, 2013, 01:35:09 PM »

Bulletin Board material, imo.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #2 on:** October 28, 2013, 01:38:37 PM »

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*** How often does Bielema compare TV film vs. game film? "To be quite honest, it's one of the luxuries of having a bye week." He says Arkansas had more time to look at film and catch the discrepancies.

hahaha...but he has known about it for about it for "about a week and a half"...

fucking fat ass...

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #3 on:** October 28, 2013, 01:47:29 PM »

CCTAU · « **Reply #4 on:** October 28, 2013, 02:45:14 PM »

So he is saying that his DVR is broken?

Or that he has one hot ass wife, but she's too stupid to push record on the DVR?

I'm not understanding Mr. Bilgemouth!

Jumbo · « **Reply #5 on:** October 28, 2013, 02:51:50 PM »

Oh snap it's on like pig neckbone.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #6 on:** October 28, 2013, 03:03:20 PM »

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #7 on:** October 28, 2013, 03:13:25 PM »

Maybe this will help him prepare his team.

Bielema re-ignited the argument at SEC spring meetings by proposing rule changes that would slow down no-huddle aoffenses in an effort to promote player safety, a view first presented by Alabama's Nick Saban last season.

Malzahn, the mastermind behind the hurry-up, no-huddle offense, finds it hard to believe that any increase in pace correlates with an increase in player injuries.

"When I first heard that, to be honest with you, I thought it was a joke," Malzahn said. "As far as healthy or safety issues, that's like saying the defense shouldn't blitz after a first down because they're a little fatigued and there's liable to be a big collision in the backfield."

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #8 on:** October 28, 2013, 03:24:25 PM »

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*** Hard to keep recruits on board during losing streak? Bielema says not so much. He's handling most of the recruiting calls, etc. "One of the things I constantly sell ... is to give people something they've never had before, which is an SEC championship."

I'll take "A Snowball's Chance In Hell", for $200, Alex.

Lots of things people in Arkansas have never had. A good education. A full set of teeth.

Plus, he's thinking small - other schools talk about the BCS. Guess baby steps?

Honestly, that makes no sense. Of course no high school player has an SEC championship. Neither do Arky fans - three trips, no wins. So is he only recruiting in state Arky loyalists?

Man is an idiot.

Hogwally · « **Reply #9 on:** October 28, 2013, 06:35:48 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on October 28, 2013, 02:45:14 PM

So he is saying that his DVR is broken?

Or that he has one hot ass wife, but she's too stupid to push record on the DVR?

I'm not understanding Mr. Bilgemouth!

He's saying the video that Auburn sent to him (all teams trade tapes) was edited, and started in the middle of a play after Auburn had changed formations. Granted it was just on a PAT, but nobody likes a cheater.

jmar · « **Reply #10 on:** October 28, 2013, 07:00:35 PM »

Quote from: Hogwally on October 28, 2013, 06:35:48 PM

He's saying the video that Auburn sent to him (all teams trade tapes) was edited, and started in the middle of a play after Auburn had changed formations. Granted it was just on a PAT, but nobody likes a cheater.

Not gonna cheat the Hogs out of an L. Just so you know.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #11 on:** October 28, 2013, 07:28:41 PM »

Hopefully, Gus rings up 70 on the fat bastard.

Token · « **Reply #12 on:** October 28, 2013, 07:33:48 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on October 28, 2013, 07:28:41 PM

Hopefully, Gus rings up 70 on the fat bastard.

That's a lot of damn points for two quarters of football.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #13 on:** October 28, 2013, 08:32:11 PM »

Quote from: Token on October 28, 2013, 07:33:48 PM

That's a lot of damn points for two quarters of football.

Gus is fast. It can be done.

The Prowler · « **Reply #14 on:** October 28, 2013, 09:40:21 PM »

Quote from: Hogwally on October 28, 2013, 06:35:48 PM

He's saying the video that Auburn sent to him (all teams trade tapes) was edited, and started in the middle of a play after Auburn had changed formations. Granted it was just on a PAT, but nobody likes a cheater.

Sadly, Beleima doesn't realize that speaking out against another in conference team is against SEC rules...or would that be considered hilarious? I'm gonna go with hilarious.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #15 on:** October 28, 2013, 10:39:35 PM »

Quote from: Token on October 28, 2013, 07:33:48 PM

That's a lot of damn points for two quarters of football.

Chandler Shakespeare will have 28 alone...

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #16 on:** October 28, 2013, 10:46:50 PM »

Quote from: Token on October 28, 2013, 07:33:48 PM

That's a lot of damn points for two quarters of football.

I'll be sad if our third stringers don't score at least twice on the whiney bitch.

The Prowler · « **Reply #17 on:** October 29, 2013, 12:06:36 AM »

I hope one of the pictures that Auburn holds up is of 50 year old Butthead, a box of tissues, a pacifier and a swinging gate...then we score on the swinging gate.

Someone with photoshoping skills *ahem* Godfather *ahem* should put something like that together and I'll tweet that to Coach Malzahn to let him know that the Auburn fanbase would like to see this play.

GH2001 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:35:45 AM »

Damn it's bad enough this guy has been a total joke so far. Equally sad that the arky fans are doubling down with him on his nonsense.

RWS · « **Reply #19 on:** October 29, 2013, 10:06:27 AM »

I can't help but laugh at these coaches that are coming from pussy conferences, and are quickly finding out that they have bitten off more than they can chew. If you're going to poke the bear, you better carry a big stick. Jones figured that out last week, and Bielema is going to figure it out this weekend.