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The Rock
« on: October 25, 2013, 12:09:43 PM »
Earlier, one of you posted the pic of the rock in Tennessee that was painted up in Crimpsum.  Honestly, until that was posted, I knew nothing of said rock or it's meaning to UT fans.  Not making fun of it and Lord knows, we took enough crap as AU fans because after all, "They're just trees".  Whether it's a rock or trees or a Quad or a Grove, traditions are the very fiber of what college football is all about.  So, if this rock is a part of UT tradition and if it really was painted up (Was it really painted or was that a photoshop...some parts were lighter) that's a damn crappy thing to do.

So I axe, Who is Charles Hollis?  Scanning the al's to the dot kums...I see a prediction piece written by this guy and the following was the first part of it. Didn't post his predictions.  Just thought it looked like another, "Get over it.  It's just a F'n rock" take.  Am I reading too much into his comments?  Anywayz...


 This "Red Rock" thing the Tennessee Vols have going in Knoxville, pretty ridiculous.

Somebody, presumably an Alabama fan, painted The Rock, a Tennessee landmark, in crimson this week with a pro-Alabama message on it. If you know THAT LINE in "Rammer Jammer," the Crimson Tide's postgame national anthem of sorts, you get the picture of what was written on The Rock.

This is one of those rivalry week attacks meant to pump up the team that's a 28-point underdog against top-ranked Alabama, which has beaten Tennessee the past six seasons.

Another sign the Vols are grasping for motivation? They have been referring to Alabama as "the red team" in practice this week, refraining from saying the school's real name.

That's so Woody Hayes.

Since CBS chose to make Tennessee-Alabama its afternoon national game, our theory is this is some CBS ploy to bring in a few more viewers.
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Re: The Rock
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2013, 01:03:51 PM »
Charles Hollis definitely makes the top 5 of crimpsum worshiping writers in the greater birmingham area.
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Re: The Rock
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2013, 01:11:27 PM »
Charles Hollis definitely makes the top 5 of crimpsum worshiping writers in the greater birmingham area.

It's like he's saying, "Stupid, petty Vols and your worthless traditions".
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« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2013, 01:12:30 PM »
It's like he's saying, "Stupid, petty Vols and your worthless traditions".
bama mouth pieces = saying it without actually saying it.
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Re: The Rock
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2013, 01:52:59 PM »


Another sign the Vols are grasping for motivation? They have been referring to Alabama as "the red team" in practice this week, refraining from saying the school's real name.



Yeah, a Bama coach would never stoop to that level, right Mr. Franchione?
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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2013, 02:26:45 PM »
Hollis is a fucking joke.
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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2013, 03:03:12 PM »
I fucking hate bammers and their kind, including this jag-off.
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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2013, 03:13:30 PM »
I didn't know who Hollis was.  I've seen a couple of his pieces on al. I am a gay twerker that has no balls!!!!  I also have no idea how to use the quote function to post stories, so I annoy the piss out of others.  I like male genatalia in and around my mouth. but never paid attention to him.  No matter if he's a Bama guy or not, you don't write a "get over yourself" article.  You tell fans to stop fucking vandalizing other people's stuff.   
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« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2013, 03:58:30 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2013, 04:30:27 PM »
Fuck any UT fan that really tries to cry about the rock being painted. Fucking idiots.
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« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2013, 04:35:51 PM »
Fuck any UT fan that really tries to cry about the rock being painted. Fucking idiots.

What did Smokey ever do to you?
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« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2013, 04:46:18 PM »
What did Smokey ever do to you?







So fuck those bitches.  I hope Saban puts 100 on them, and I hope 100,000 stay to give them a parting gift.  Cocksuckers.
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Re: The Rock
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2013, 04:51:01 PM »
Aahh, so that's the tradition of the rock.
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« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2013, 04:52:07 PM »
Those are hurtful things written on that rock.
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« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2013, 04:53:25 PM »
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Re: The Rock
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2013, 04:55:15 PM »
Those are hurtful things written on that rock.

It's not even a good rendition of a jizzing penis.

What does RMFT stand for? 
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« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2013, 04:55:55 PM »
I wonder how much poison they dumped on the rock before they realized that it wouldn't die.
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Re: The Rock
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2013, 04:56:37 PM »
I wonder how much poison they dumped on the rock before they realized that it wouldn't die.

***snicker***
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« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2013, 05:01:26 PM »
I wonder how much poison they dumped on the rock before they realized that it wouldn't die.

Going back to get the sledge hammer. Then they would bitch because they couldn't paint more dicks. 
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Re: The Rock
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2013, 06:09:15 PM »
I gotta call shenanigans. That chunk is sitting in the middle of campus and some turds were able to hang out long enough to paint it with no one noticing?  They might as well have been painting "Romans Go Home" on the walls of the Forum.

Shenanigans, I tells ya.
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